'two weeks' -> 'a fortnight'

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> I don't get it...
>
> Speaking of which, can we translate 'viruses' to 'virii'?  ;p
>   
Erm, no :). There's no plausible evidence for 'virii' as a plural of
'virus'.

xF,

...Nick