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Subject: Brett Favre in Heaven

Quarterback Brett Farve, after living a full life, died. When he got to
heaven, God started showing him around. They came to a modest little
house with a faded Packers flag in the window. "This house is yours for
eternity, Brett," said God. "This is very special; not everyone gets a
house up here." Brett felt special indeed and walked up to his house.

On his way up to the porch, he noticed another house just around the
corner. It was a three-story mansion with a blue and orange sidewalk,
50-foot tall flagpole with an enormous Bears logo flag, and in every
window, a blue helmet with a "C" on it.

Brett looked at God and said, "God, I'm not trying to be ungrateful, but
I have a question. I was an All-Pro Quarterback, I won a Super Bowl, and
I even went to the Hall of Fame." God said, "So what do you want to
know, Brett?" "Well, why does Walter Payton get a better house than me?"



God chuckled and said, "Brett, that's not Walter Payton's house, it's
mine!!!

Go Bears!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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