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Subject: Brett Favre in Heaven - msg#00001List: recreation.humor.sidesplittersheaven, God started showing him around. They came to a modest little house with a faded Packers flag in the window. "This house is yours for eternity, Brett," said God. "This is very special; not everyone gets a house up here." Brett felt special indeed and walked up to his house. On his way up to the porch, he noticed another house just around the corner. It was a three-story mansion with a blue and orange sidewalk, 50-foot tall flagpole with an enormous Bears logo flag, and in every window, a blue helmet with a "C" on it. Brett looked at God and said, "God, I'm not trying to be ungrateful, but I have a question. I was an All-Pro Quarterback, I won a Super Bowl, and I even went to the Hall of Fame." God said, "So what do you want to know, Brett?" "Well, why does Walter Payton get a better house than me?" God chuckled and said, "Brett, that's not Walter Payton's house, it's mine!!! Go Bears!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thread at a glance:
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