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MEDICAL ETHICS

Medical Ethics Doctor Dave had slept with one of his patients and felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he couldn't. The guilt and sense of betrayal was overwhelming. Every once in a while he'd hear an internal, reassuring voice in his head that said: "Dave, don't worry about it. You aren't the first medical practitioner to sleep with one of their patients and you won't be the last. And you're single. Just let it go..." But invariably another voice in his head would bring him back to reality, whispering: Dave Dave You're a Veterinarian

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Kitty Litter Cake-not for the screamish

Sean & Dawn....   Mmmmmmmm good     >For the next office potluck: > >a new recipe for Halloween - if you dare! >-- > > > > > > Subject: Kitty Litter Cake > > Want to be forever eliminated from the guest list? Just take >this to your next "pot luck" dinner!!! > > Kitty Litter Cake" * ~ > This is *no joke* > > READ THE INGREDIENTS AND STUFF FIRST AND THEN LOOK AT THE >PHOTO... > > TRUST ME... > > DON'T LOOK AT THE PHOTO FIRST, BUT LAST .. > > > This is for all you cooks out there looking for something a >little different...... > > WANT TO HAVE FUN AT A PARTY? PREPARE THIS RECIPE! COMPLETEL Y >EDIBLE, > BUT YOUR FRIENDS MAY NOT THINK SO! > > On a recent visit to our veterinarian to get shots for our cat I >found this recipe on the waiting room bulletin board. After recovering >from hysterical laughter, I obtained a copy from the office staff so my >wife could make it, which she refused to do. I took it to work and gave >the recipe to a lady at work who loves cats. The pictures below show the >results of her work. It doesn't look very nice, but it's actually quite >tasty, so I decided to pass it along. > > CAKE INGREDIENTS: > 1 box spice or German chocolate cake mix > 1 box of white cake mix > 1 package white sandwich cookies > 1 large package vanilla instant pudding mix > A few drops green food coloring > 12 small Tootsie Rolls or equivalent > > SERVING "DISHES AND UTENSILS" > 1 NEW cat-litter box > 1 NEW cat-litter box liner > 1 NEW pooper scooper > > 1) Prepare and bake cake mixes, according to directions, in any >size pan. Prepare pudding and chill. Crumble cookies in small batches in >blender or food processor. Add a few drops of green food coloring to 1 >cup of cookie crumbs. Mix with a fork or shake in a jar. Set aside. > > 2) When cakes are at room temperature, crumble them into a large >bowl. Toss with half of the remaining cookie crumbs and enough pudding >to make the mixture moist but not soggy. Place liner in litter box and >pour in mixture. > > 3) Unwrap 3 Tootsie Rolls and heat in a microwave until soft and >pliable. Shape the blunt ends into slightly curved points. Repeat with >three more rolls. Bury the rolls decoratively in the cake mixture. >Sprinkle remaining white cookie crumbs over the mixture, then scatter >green crumbs lightly over top. > > 4) Heat 5 more Tootsie Rolls until almost melted. Scrape them on >top of the cake and sprinkle with crumbs from the litter box. Heat the >remaining Tootsie Roll until pliable and hang it over the edge of the >box. Place box on a sheet of newspaper and serve with scooper. Enjoy! > > "Kitty Litter Cake" > > > > > > ANY OF YOU WHO HAVE A HALLOWEEN PARTY TO GO TO, THINK ABOUT THIS >CAKE. > > I KNOW OF SOMEONE WHO ACTUALLY MADE IT AND TOOK IT TO WORK. >(THEY HAD A GREAT TIME!!) > BE BRAVE!! > > > > > > <http://www.geocities.com/lruss20/> > > > >________________________________ > >Check out the new AOL ><http://pr.atwola.com/promoclk/1615326657x4311227241x4298082137/aol?redi >r=http%3A%2F%2Fwww%2Eaol%2Ecom%2Fnewaol> . Most comprehensive set of >free safety and security tools, free access to millions of high-quality >videos from across the web, free AOL Mail and more. >  _________________________________________________________________ Try the next generation of search with Windows Live Search today! http://imagine-windowslive.com/minisites/searchlaunch/?locale=en-us&source=hmtagline  [Image Removed] Check out the new AOL. Most comprehensive set of free safety and security tools, free access to millions of high-quality videos from across the web, free AOL Mail and more. Image.jpg Description: JPEG image _____________________________________________________________________________ Make people you know laugh! Visit <http://sidesplitters.catastrophe.net/> for for information on joining this mailing list.

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MEDICAL ETHICS

Medical Ethics Doctor Dave had slept with one of his patients and felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he couldn't. The guilt and sense of betrayal was overwhelming. Every once in a while he'd hear an internal, reassuring voice in his head that said: "Dave, don't worry about it. You aren't the first medical practitioner to sleep with one of their patients and you won't be the last. And you're single. Just let it go..." But invariably another voice in his head would bring him back to reality, whispering: Dave Dave You're a Veterinarian

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Kitty Litter Cake-not for the screamish

Sean & Dawn....   Mmmmmmmm good     >For the next office potluck: > >a new recipe for Halloween - if you dare! >-- > > > > > > Subject: Kitty Litter Cake > > Want to be forever eliminated from the guest list? Just take >this to your next "pot luck" dinner!!! > > Kitty Litter Cake" * ~ > This is *no joke* > > READ THE INGREDIENTS AND STUFF FIRST AND THEN LOOK AT THE >PHOTO... > > TRUST ME... > > DON'T LOOK AT THE PHOTO FIRST, BUT LAST .. > > > This is for all you cooks out there looking for something a >little different...... > > WANT TO HAVE FUN AT A PARTY? PREPARE THIS RECIPE! COMPLETEL Y >EDIBLE, > BUT YOUR FRIENDS MAY NOT THINK SO! > > On a recent visit to our veterinarian to get shots for our cat I >found this recipe on the waiting room bulletin board. After recovering >from hysterical laughter, I obtained a copy from the office staff so my >wife could make it, which she refused to do. I took it to work and gave >the recipe to a lady at work who loves cats. The pictures below show the >results of her work. It doesn't look very nice, but it's actually quite >tasty, so I decided to pass it along. > > CAKE INGREDIENTS: > 1 box spice or German chocolate cake mix > 1 box of white cake mix > 1 package white sandwich cookies > 1 large package vanilla instant pudding mix > A few drops green food coloring > 12 small Tootsie Rolls or equivalent > > SERVING "DISHES AND UTENSILS" > 1 NEW cat-litter box > 1 NEW cat-litter box liner > 1 NEW pooper scooper > > 1) Prepare and bake cake mixes, according to directions, in any >size pan. Prepare pudding and chill. Crumble cookies in small batches in >blender or food processor. Add a few drops of green food coloring to 1 >cup of cookie crumbs. Mix with a fork or shake in a jar. Set aside. > > 2) When cakes are at room temperature, crumble them into a large >bowl. Toss with half of the remaining cookie crumbs and enough pudding >to make the mixture moist but not soggy. Place liner in litter box and >pour in mixture. > > 3) Unwrap 3 Tootsie Rolls and heat in a microwave until soft and >pliable. Shape the blunt ends into slightly curved points. Repeat with >three more rolls. Bury the rolls decoratively in the cake mixture. >Sprinkle remaining white cookie crumbs over the mixture, then scatter >green crumbs lightly over top. > > 4) Heat 5 more Tootsie Rolls until almost melted. Scrape them on >top of the cake and sprinkle with crumbs from the litter box. Heat the >remaining Tootsie Roll until pliable and hang it over the edge of the >box. Place box on a sheet of newspaper and serve with scooper. Enjoy! > > "Kitty Litter Cake" > > > > > > ANY OF YOU WHO HAVE A HALLOWEEN PARTY TO GO TO, THINK ABOUT THIS >CAKE. > > I KNOW OF SOMEONE WHO ACTUALLY MADE IT AND TOOK IT TO WORK. >(THEY HAD A GREAT TIME!!) > BE BRAVE!! > > > > > > <http://www.geocities.com/lruss20/> > > > >________________________________ > >Check out the new AOL ><http://pr.atwola.com/promoclk/1615326657x4311227241x4298082137/aol?redi >r=http%3A%2F%2Fwww%2Eaol%2Ecom%2Fnewaol> . Most comprehensive set of >free safety and security tools, free access to millions of high-quality >videos from across the web, free AOL Mail and more. >  _________________________________________________________________ Try the next generation of search with Windows Live Search today! http://imagine-windowslive.com/minisites/searchlaunch/?locale=en-us&source=hmtagline  [Image Removed] Check out the new AOL. Most comprehensive set of free safety and security tools, free access to millions of high-quality videos from across the web, free AOL Mail and more. Image.jpg Description: JPEG image _____________________________________________________________________________ Make people you know laugh! Visit <http://sidesplitters.catastrophe.net/> for for information on joining this mailing list.