[L-I] Sectariana for the sectarians hearts desires...

(How not to talk on any of the lists....
what the Hell, I couldn't resist sending this out [some are BCC'd]... Mac)

 The following is NOT a reply to anyone.

It was... it's hard to see how it might be bettered.  And if  anyone feels the
need to insult anyone else, which I assume many of us do, here's the perfect
menu of insults from which to choose:


 You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. I'll bet
 you couldn't pour piss out of a boot with instructions on the heel. You are
 a canker. A sore that won't go away. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be
 seen with you. You're a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a
 spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You
 are a jerk, a cad, and a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You
 are a stench, a revulsion, and a big suck on a sour lemon. You are a
 bleating foal, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the
 effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world.
 Insensate, blinking calves, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the
 puke-drooling, giggling beasts that sired you and then killed themselves in
 recognition of what they had done.

  I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species
 as you. You are a monster, an ogre, and a malformity. I barf at the very
 thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you.
 You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the
 dregs of this earth. And did I mention you smell? Try to edit your responses
 of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight.
 The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers,
 but they will be able to access it more rapidly.

  You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you up, drive its
 beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to fly
 briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame of your
 ignoble blood. May you choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea of your own
 trite, foolish beliefs. You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are
 grimy, squalid, nasty and profane.

  You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look
 down on you. Even sheep won't have sex with you. You are unreservedly
 pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot.

  And what meaning do you expect your delusional self-important statements
 of unknowing, inexperienced opinion to have with us? What fantasy do you
 hold that you would believe that your tiny-fisted tantrums would have more
 weight than that of a leprous desert rat, spinning rabidly in a circle,
 waiting for the bite of the snake?

  You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and
 obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living
 emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a disease,
 you puerile one-handed slack-jawed drooling meatslapper. On a good day
 you're a half-wit. You remind me of drool. You are deficient in all that
 lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You are dank and
 filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You are the source of all
 unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go.

  You smarmy lagerlout git. You bloody woofter sod. Bugger off, pillock. You
 grotty wanking oik artless base-court apple-john. You clouted boggish
 foot-licking twit. You dankish clack-dish plonker. You gormless crook-pated
 tosser. You churlish boil-brained clotpole ponce. You cockered bum-bailey
 poofter. You craven dewberry pisshead cockup pratting naff. You gob-kissing
 gleeking flap-mouthed coxcomb. You dread-bolted fobbing beef-witted
 clapper-clawed flirt-gill. You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad
 breath. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for
 knowing you exist. I despise everything about you, and I wish you would go
 away.

  I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid.
 Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid, so stupid that it goes way beyond the
 stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are
 Trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that
 even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect
 can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid.
 You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year.
 Quasar stupid. Your writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can
 really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the
 original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated
 by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I'm
 sorry. I can't go on.

  This is an epiphany of stupid for me. After this, you may not hear from me
 again for a while. I don't have enough strength left to deride your ignorant
 questions and half-baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the
 rest of this drivel.

  The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. I have snipped away
 all of what you wrote, because, well... it didn't really say anything. Your
 attempt at constructing a coherent statement was pitiful. I mean, really,
 stringing together a patch of paranoia among a load of babbling was hardly
 effective...

  Maybe later in life, after you have learned to read, write, spell, and
count, you will have more success. True, these are rudimentary skills that
many of us "normal" people take for granted that everyone has an easy time
of mastering. But we sometime forget that there are "challenged" persons in
this world who find these things more difficult. If I had known that this
was your case then I would have never read your post. It just wouldn't have
been "right". Sort of like parking in a handicapped space. I wish you the
best of luck in the emotional and social struggles that seem to be placing such
a
demand on you.

   Hope this finds you in good health.



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In the contradiction lies the hope.
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