"Trees cause more pollution than automobiles do." - Reagan '81
"A tree is a tree. How many more do you have to look at?" - Reagan '66,
opposing expansion of Redwood National Park
"I have flown twice over Mt St Helens out on our west coast. I'm not a
scientist and I don't know the figures, but I have a suspicion that
that one little mountain has probably released more sulphur dioxide
into the atmosphere of the world than has been released in the last ten
years of automobile driving or things of that kind that people are so
concerned about." -- Reagan, '80. At its peak, Mt. St. Helens released
1/40th as much sulfur dioxide as cars do every day.
"Facts are stupid things.." -- Reagan, '88
"We think there is a parallel between federal involvement in education
and the decline in profit over recent years.." -- Reagan, '83
"Fascism was really the basis for the New Deal.." -- Reagan, '76
"It would be a user fee..." -- Reagan, '82, explaining how a five cent
a gallon tax on gasoline isn't actually a tax.
"I have a smiling fellow at the end of the table who tells me we do."
-- Reagan, '81, on how budget decisions are made.
"I never knew anything above Cs." -- Reagan, '81, describing his
academic record.
"I know all the bad things that happened in that war. I was in uniform
for four years myself." -- Reagan, '85, justifying laying a wreath at a
nazi cemetary in Bitburg. Reagan spent WWII in Hollywood, making films.
"They haven't been there. I have." Reagan, '85, justifying his policies
on Nicaragua. Ronald Reagan had never visited Nicaragua.
"They have eliminated the segregation that we once had in our own
country..." Reagan, '85, praising the government of P.W. Botha in South
Africa, during the height of Apartheid.
"They've done away with those committees. That shows the success of
what the Soviets were able to do in this country." -- Reagan, '87,
defending McCarthyism and the House Un-American Activities Committee.
"In England, if a criminal carried a gun, even though he didn't use it,
he was not tried for burglary or theft or whatever he was doing. He was
tried for first degree murder and hung if he was found guilty" --
Reagan, '82. Later admitted by White House Spokesman Larry Speakes to
be untrue.
""I never wear (makeup). I didn't wear it when I was in pictures." --
Reagan, '84. This statement is promptly disputed the next day by G.E.
Theater makeup man Howard Smith, Death Valley Days makeup man Del
Acevedo, and debate panelist James Weighart, as well as Mayor Edward
Bergin, recalling a recent presidential visit to Connecticut.
"80 percent of air pollution comes not from chimneys and auto exhaust
pipes, but from plants and trees." -- Reagan, '79
"My fellow Americans, I'm pleased to tell you today that I've signed
legislation that will outlaw Russia forever. We begin bombing in five
minutes." -- Reagan, '84
"I cannot recall anything whatsoever about whether I approved an
Israeli sale in advance or whether I approved replenishment of Israeli
stocks around August of 1985. My answer therefore and the simple truth
is, 'I don't remember, period'" -- Reagan, Feb. '87
"Mr. President, why don't we openly support those 7,000 guerillas that
are in rebellion rather than giving aid through covert activity?"
"Well, because we want to keep on obeying the laws of our country,
which we are now obeying."
"Doesn't the United States want that government replaced?"
"No, because that would be a violation of the law." - Reagan, ''87. At
the time of the press conference, the U.S. was giving the
indiscriminately murderous Contra guerillas covert aid, in direct
violation of the law. Reagan's lie was so obvious that members of the
press corps laughed loudly and openly at his statements.
"A few months ago, I told the American people I did not trade arms for
hostages. My heart and my best intentions still tell me that's true,
but the facts and evidence tell me it is not." -- Reagan, Mar. '87
"If the question comes up at the Tower Board meeting, you might want to
say that you were surprised." -- Reagan, '87, accidentally reading the
notes for his stage directions aloud which told him to act surprised
should the issue of arms-for-hostages come up.
"You sonofabitch, you broke my rib." - Reagan, '81 to the Secret
Service agent who pushed him into his car. Reagan later realized that
he was shot and that the agent had possibly saved his life.
"They ! are the moral equivalent of America's founding fathers." --
Reagan, '85, referring to the brutal Contra rebels in Nicaragua, who
indiscriminately attacked civilians.
"...an example to the world of the ideals we hold most dear, the ideals
of freedom and independence." -- Reagan, '85, praising the Afghan
Mujahaddin. These "freedom fighters" included prominent leaders of Al
Qaeda, such as Osama Bin Laden, as well as many of the leaders for the
Taliban.
"Hollywood has no blacklist." -- Reagan, '60. FBI records have since
shown that this was a lie, and that Reagan personally informed on
several actors, later shown to be innocent, destroying their careers in
the process.
"I would have voted against the Civil Rights Act of 1964." -- Reagan,
'66
"Jefferson Davis is a hero of mine." -- Reagan, in a speech he gave to
a crowd in Atlanta, GA.
"...humiliating to the South..." -- Reagan, '80, describing the Voting
Rights Act of 1965, arguably the primary legislative victory for blacks
during the Civil Rights movement.
"I believe in states' rights..." --Reagan, '80, in a speech in
Philadelphia, MS, a town famous for the murder of three civil rights
workers in '64. "States rights" is used in the South as a code word
indicating support of Jim Crow laws.
"A small minority of beatniks, radicals, and filthy speech advocates
... brought such shame to a great university." -- Reagan, '66,
complaining about student protests against Vietnam on the Berkeley
campus.
"If there has to be a bloodbath, then let's get it over with." --
Reagan, '69, prior to having national guard soldiers break up a
peaceful protest on the UC Berkeley campus. The protesters were
teargassed and fired upon with buckshot, killing one protester and
wounding at least 128 others.
"... a tragic illness." -- Reagan, '67, desribing homosexuality. When
two of his aides were found to be gay that year, he asked for their
resignations.
"Maybe the Lord brought down this plague [because] illicit sex is
against the Ten Commandments." - Reagan, '89. Reagan didn't even
mention AIDS until 1987, by which time it had spread into the
heterosexual population and over 25,000 Americans had died.
"What we have found in this country, and maybe we're more aware of it
now, is one problem that we've had, even in the best of times, and that
is the people who are sleeping on the grates, the homeless who are
homeless, you might say, by choice" - Reagan, '84.
"For the first time ever, everything is in place for the battle of
Armageddon and the Second Coming of Christ. It can't be too long now.
Ezekiel says that fire and brimstone will be rained upon the enemies of
God's people. That must mean that they will be destroyed by nuclear
weapons." -- Reagan, '71
"We're not building missiles to fight a war We're building missiles to
preserve the peace." -- Reagan, '84
"There have been times in the past when people thought the end of the
world was coming, and so forth, but never anything like this." --
Reagan, '83
"We may be the generation that sees Armageddon." -- Reagan, '85
"It's silly talking about how many years we will have to spend in the
jungles of Vietnam when we could pave the whole country and put parking
strips on it, and be home by Christmas" -- Reagan, '65
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