[issue285] Hey I just Turned Eighteen aegypten-issues

New submission from Eighteen Sweetness <EighteenSweetness@xxxxxxxxxxxx>:

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A man, while playing on the front nine of a complicated golf course, became 
confused as to where he was on the course. Looking around, he saw a lady 
playing ahead of him. He walked up to her, explained his confusion and asked 
her if she knew what hole he was playing. 

"I'm on the 7th hole," she replied, "and you are a hole behind me. So you must 
be on the 6th hole." He thanked her and went back to his golf.

On the back nine, the same thing happened and he approached her again with the 
same request. "I'm on number 14, and you're still a hole behind, so you must be 
on the 13th hole." Once again he thanked her and returned to his play. 

He finished his round and went to the clubhouse where he saw the same lady 
sitting at the end of the bar. He asked the bartender if he knew the lady. The 
bartender said that she was a sales lady and played the course often. 

He approached her and said, "Let me buy you a drink in appreciation for your 
help. I understand that you're in the sales profession. I'm in sales also. What 
do you sell?" "I'll tell you, but you're going to laugh," she replied. "No, I 
won't." 

"Well, if you must know," she answered, "I work for Tampax." With that, he 
laughed so hard he almost fell off the bar stool. "See," she said. "I knew 
you'd laugh!" 

"That's not what I'm laughing at," he replied, "I'm a salesman for Preparation 
H, so I'm still a hole behind you." 

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