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Re: Tongue Twister: msg#00075education.english.belajar-english
* > > Till a fish with a grin, > pulled the fisherman in. > Now they're fishing the fissure for Fisher. > > H! Sorry forgot your name > Thank you so much for your tongue twisters.They happened to be so helpful for my children and me personly English teacher Tanya Ukraine > > 22 > World Wide Web > > > > > 23 > To sit in solemn silence in a dull dark dock > In a pestilential prison with a life long lock > Awaiting the sensation of a short sharp shock > From a cheap and chippy chopper on a big black block. > > > by W.S. Gilbert of Gilbert and Sullivan from The Mikado > > > > 24 > Picky people pick Peter Pan Peanut-Butter, 'tis the peanut-butter picky > people pick. > > from a commercial > > > > 25 > If Stu chews shoes, should Stu choose the shoes he chews? > > > > > 26 > Luke's duck likes lakes. Luke Luck licks lakes. Luke's duck licks lakes. > Duck takes licks in lakes Luke Luck likes. Luke Luck takes licks in > lakes duck likes. > > from Dr. Seuss' Fox in Socks > > > > 27 > Seventy seven benevolent elephants > > harder than it seems > > > > 28 > There those thousand thinkers were thinking how did the other three > thieves go through. > > > > > 29 > Santa's Short Suit Shrunk > > name of a children's book > > > > 30 > I was born on a pirate ship > > Hold your tounge while saying it. > > > > 31 > I scream, you scream, we all scream for icecream! > > > > > 32 > Wayne went to Wales to watch walruses. > > > > > 33 > In Hertford, Hereford and Hampshire hurricanes hardly ever happen. > > >From the film ""My Fair Lady"" > > > > 34 > One-one was a race horse. > Two-two was one too. > One-one won one race. > Two-two won one too. > > > > > 35 > Eleven benevolent elephants > > > > > 36 > Celibate celebrant, celibate celebrant, celibate celebrant, ... > > > > > 37 > Willy's real rear wheel > > David Bowser in Harrisburg, PA > > > > 38 > If Pickford's packers packed a packet of crisps would the packet of > crisps that Pickford's packers packed survive for two and a half years? > > from Naomi Fletcher's real life > > > > 39 > Six sleek swans swam swiftly southwards > > > > > 40 > Gobbling gorgoyles gobbled gobbling goblins. > > > > > 41 > Did Dick Pickens prick his pinkie pickling cheap cling peaches in an > inch of Pinch or framing his famed French finch photos? > > > > > 42 > Pirates Private Property > > > > > 43 > What a terrible tongue twister, > what a terrible tongue twister, > what a terrible tongue twister... > > > > > 44 > When you write copy you have the right to copyright the copy you write. > ... > continued here > > > > > 45 > A big black bug bit a big black dog on his big black nose! > > by Kitty Morrow > > > > 46 > Elizabeth's birthday is on the third Thursday of this month. > > > > > 47 > Ann and Andy's anniversary is in April. > > > > > 48 > Flash message! > > > > > 49 > Frogfeet, flippers, swimfins. > > > > > 50 > Hassock hassock, black spotted hassock. Black spot on a black back of a > black spotted hassock. > > > > > 51 > How many cookies could a good cook cook If a good cook could cook > cookies? A good cook could cook as much cookies as a good cook who could > cook cookies. > > > > > 52 > How much ground would a groundhog hog, if a groundhog could hog ground? > A groundhog would hog all the ground he could hog, if a groundhog could > hog ground. > > > > > 53 > How much pot, could a pot roast roast, if a pot roast could roast pot. > > > > > 54 > How much wood could Chuck Woods' woodchuck chuck, if Chuck Woods' > woodchuck could and would chuck wood? If Chuck Woods' woodchuck could > and would chuck wood, how much wood could and would Chuck Woods' > woodchuck chuck? Chuck Woods' woodchuck would chuck, he would, as much > as he could, and chuck as much wood as any woodchuck would, if a > woodchuck could and would chuck wood. > > > > > 55 > Mary Mac's mother's making Mary Mac marry me. > My mother's making me marry Mary Mac. > Will I always be so Merry when Mary's taking care of me? > Will I always be so merry when I marry Mary Mac? > > from a song by Carbon Leaf > > > > 56 > Mr. Tongue Twister tried to train his tongue to twist and turn, and twit > an twat, to learn the letter ""T"". > > > > > 57 > Pete's pa pete poked to the pea patch to pick a peck of peas for the > poor pink pig in the pine hole pig-pen. > > > > > 58 > She saw Sherif's shoes on the sofa. But was she so sure she saw Sherif's > shoes on the sofa? > > > > > 59 > Through three cheese trees three free fleas flew. > While these fleas flew, freezy breeze blew. > Freezy breeze made these three trees freeze. > Freezy trees made these trees' cheese freeze. > That's what made these three free fleas sneeze. > > from Fox in Sox by Dr. Seuss > > > > 60 > Two tried and true tridents > > > > > 61 > rudder valve reversals > > the cause of some plane crashes > > > > 62 > Birdie birdie in the sky laid a turdie in my eye. > If cows could fly I'd have a cow pie in my eye. > > > > > 63 > How many cans can a cannibal nibble > if a cannibal can nibble cans? > As many cans as a cannibal can nibble > if a cannibal can nibble cans. > > > > > 64 > A twister of twists once twisted a twist; > A twist that he twisted was a three-twisted twist; > If in twisting a twist one twist should untwist, > The untwisted twist would untwist the twist. > > > > > 65 > Thirty-three thirsty, thundering thoroughbreds thumped Mr. Thurber on > Thursday. > > > > > 66 > Four furious friends fought for the phone. > > > > > 67 > Plymouth sleuths thwart Luther's slithering. > > > > > 68 > Bobby Bippy bought a bat. > Bobby Bippy bought a ball. > With his bat Bob banged the ball > Banged it bump against the wall > But so boldly Bobby banged it > That he burst his rubber ball > ""Boo!"" cried Bobby > Bad luck ball > Bad luck Bobby, bad luck ball > Now to drown his many troubles > Bobby Bippy's blowing bubbles. > > from mid-Willamette Valley theater > > > > 69 > Black background, brown background. > > > > > 70 > Why do you cry, Willy? > Why do you cry? > Why, Willy? > Why, Willy? > Why, Willy? Why? > > > > > 71 > Very well, very well, very well ... > > > > > 72 > Tie twine to three tree twigs. > > > > > 73 > Rory the warrior and Roger the worrier were reared wrongly in a rural > brewery. > > > > > 74 > Mares eat oats and does eat oats, > and little lambs eat ivy. > A Kid will eat ivy too, wouldn't you? > > > > > 75 > Three short sword sheaths. > > > > > 76 > Caution: Wide Right Turns > > Seen on semi-tractor trailers > > > > 77 > Rolling red wagons > > > > > 78 > Green glass globes glow greenly. > > > > > 79 > Robert Wayne Rutter > > personal name > > > > 80 > I stood sadly on the silver steps of Burgess's fish sauce shop, > mimicking him hiccuping, and wildly welcoming him within. > > > > > 81 > When I was in Arkansas I saw a saw that could outsaw any other saw I > ever saw, saw. If you've got a saw that can outsaw the saw I saw saw > then I'd like to see your saw saw. > > > > > 82 > black back bat > > > > > 83 > The queen in green screamed. > > > > > 84 > How many berries could a bare berry carry, > if a bare berry could carry berries? > Well they can't carry berries > (which could make you very wary) > but a bare berry carried is more scary! > > > > > 85 > What did you have for breakfast? > - rubber balls and liquor! > What did you have for lunch? > - rubber balls and liquor! > What did you have for dinner? > - rubber balls and liquor! > - rubber balls and liquor! > > > > > 86 > Snap Crackel pop, > Snap Crackel pop, > Snap Crackel pop > > > > > 87 > Six slimy snails sailed silently. > > > > > 88 > I thought, I thought of thinking of thanking you. > > > > > 89 > Seven slick slimey snakes slowly sliding southward. > > > > > 90 > Red Buick, blue Buick > > > > > 91 > Roofs of mushrooms rarely mush too much. > > by Matt Duchnowski > > > > 92 > He threw three balls. > > > > > 93 > The great Greek grape growers grow great Greek grapes. > > > > > 94 > Singing Sammy sung songs on sinking sand. > > > > > 95 > We're real rear wheels. > > > > > 96 > Rhys watched Ross switch his Irish wristwatch for a Swiss wristwatch. > > > > > 97 > I wish to wash my Irish wristwatch. > > > > > 98 > Near an ear, a nearer ear, a nearly eerie ear. > > > > > 99 > On a lazy laser raiser lies a laser ray eraser. > > > > > 100 > Scissors sizzle, thistles sizzle. > > > > > 101 > Tom threw Tim three thumbtacks. > > > > > 102 > How much caramel can a canny canonball cram in a camel if a canny > canonball can cram caramel in a camel? > > > > > 103 > He threw three free throws. > > > > > 104 > Fresh French fried fly fritters > > > > > 105 > Gig whip, gig whip, gig whip, ... > > > > > 106 > I was born on a pirate ship. > > Say it while holding your tongue. > > > > 107 > 2 Y's U R. > 2 Y's U B. > I C U R. > 2 Y's 4 me! > > > > > 108 > Little Mike left his bike like Tike at Spike's. > > > > > 109 > Eddie edited it. > > > > > 110 > Yellow butter, purple jelly, red jam, black bread. > Spread it thick, say it quick! > Yellow butter, purple jelly, red jam, black bread. > Spread it thicker, say it quicker! > Yellow butter, purple jelly, red jam, black bread. > Don't eat with your mouth full! > > > > > 111 > Wow, race winners really want red wine right away! > > > > > 112 > The ruddy widow really wants ripe watermelon and red roses when winter > arrives. > > > > > 113 > I'll chew and chew until my jaws drop. > > > > > 114 > Triple Dickle > > a strong drink > > > > 115 > How many sheets could a sheet slitter slit if a sheet slitter could slit > sheets? > > > > > 116 > Supposed to be pistachio, > supposed to be pistachio, > supposed to be pistachio. > > by Diane Estep > > > > 117 > Chester Cheetah chews a chunk of cheep cheddar cheese. > > from a high school singing class > > > > 118 > Real rock wall, real rock wall, real rock wall > > > > > 119 > Argyle Gargoyle > > > > > 120 > Peggy Babcock > > personal name > > > > 121 > If you're keen on stunning kites and cunning stunts, > buy a cunning stunning stunt kite. > > > > > 122 > Two tiny tigers take two taxis to town. > > > > > 123 > Sounding by sound is a sound method of sounding sounds. > > by Pierre Abbat > > > > 124 > Willie's really weary. > > > > > 125 > Yally Bally had a jolly golliwog. Feeling folly, Yally Bally Bought his > jolly golli' a dollie made of holly! The golli', feeling jolly, named > the holly dollie, Polly. So Yally Bally's jolly golli's holly dollie > Polly's also jolly! > > by Mistah Twistah, Tony Valuch > > > > 126 > Out in the pasture the nature watcher watches the catcher. While the > catcher watches the pitcher who pitches the balls. Whether the > temperature's up or whether the temperature's down, the nature watcher, > the catcher and the pitcher are always around. The pitcher pitches, the > catcher catches and the watcher watches. So whether the temperature's > rises or whether the temperature falls the nature watcher just watches > the catcher who's watching the pitcher who's watching the balls. > > by Sharon Johnson > > > > 127 > Tommy Tucker tried to tie Tammy's Turtles tie. > > > > > 128 > John, where Peter had had ""had had"", had had ""had""; > ""had had"" had had his master's approval. > > > > > 129 > Excited executioner exercising his excising powers excessively. > > > > > 130 > Pail of ale aiding ailing Al's travails. > > from India > > > > 131 > Double bubble gum, bubbles double. > > > > > 132 > If you can't can any candy can, > how many candy cans can a candy canner can > if he can can candy cans ? > > > > > 133 > Octopus ocular optics. > and > A cat snaps a rat's paxwax. > > by Pierre Abbat > > > > 134 > This is the sixth zebra snoozing thoroughly. > > > > > 135 > Salty broccoli, salty broccoli, salty broccoli .... > > > > > 136 > I saw Esau kissing Kate. > I saw Esau, he saw me, and she saw I saw Esau. > > > > > 137 > A slimey snake slithered down the sandy sahara. > > > > > 138 > Suzie Seaword's fish-sauce shop sells unsifted thistles for > thistle-sifters to sift. > > > > > 139 > I eat eel while you peel eel > > > > > 140 > Nothing is worth thousands of deaths. > > > > > 141 > Casual clothes are provisional for leisurely trips across Asia. > > > > > 142 > East Fife Four, Forfar Five > > An actual football result from the Scottish third division > > > > 143 > Roy Wayne > Roy Rogers > Roy Rash > > > personal names > > > > 144 > Wunwun was a racehorse, Tutu was one too. Wunwun won one race, Tutu won > one too. > > > > > 145 > It's not the cough that carries you off, > it's the coffin they carry you off in! > > > > > 146 > She said she should sit. > > > > > 147 > Mo mi mo me send me a toe, > Me me mo mi get me a mole, > Mo mi mo me send me a toe, > Fe me mo mi get me a mole, > Mister kister feet so sweet, > Mister kister where will I eat !? > > > > > 148 > Will you, William? Will you, William? Will you, William? > Can't you, don't you, won't you, William? > > > > > 149 > I wish you were a fish in my dish > > > > > 150 > She stood on the balcony, inexplicably mimicking him hiccuping, and > amicably welcoming him in. > > An actor's vocal warmup for lips and tongue. > > > > 151 > The big black bug bit the big black bear, > but the big black bear bit the big black bug back! > > > > > 152 > Dust is a disk's worst enemy. > > > > > 153 > I see a sea down by the seashore. > But which sea do you see down by the seashore? > > > > > 154 > She said she should sit! > > > > > 155 > Old Mr. Hunt > had a cuddy punt > Not a cuddy punt > but a hunt punt cuddy. > > > > > 156 > As one black bug, bled blue, black blood. The other black bug bled blue. > > > > > 157 > Mommy made me eat my M&Ms. > > > > > 158 > I'm not the fig plucker, > Nor the fig plucker's son, > but I'll pluck your figs > till the fig plucker comes. > > > > > 159 > A gazillion gigantic grapes gushed > gradually giving gophers gooey guts. > > > > > 160 > Aluminum, linoleum, aluminum, linoleum, aluminum, linoleum > > > > > 161 > Thin grippy thick slippery. > > > > > 162 > There once was a two toed, she toad, tree toad, > and a three toed, he toad, tree toad.... > > > > > 163 > The sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick > > > > > 164 > The owner of the inside inn was inside his inside inn with his inside > outside his inside inn. > > > > > 165 > If you notice this notice, > you will notice that this notice is not worth noticing. > > > > > 166 > If you understand, say ""understand"". > If you don't understand, say ""don't understand"". > But if you understand and say ""don't understand"". > how do I understand that you understand. Understand!? > > > > > 167 > She sees cheese. > > > > > 168 > Brent Spence Bridge > Clay Wade Bailey Bridge > > places in Ohio > > > > 169 > Chukotko-Kamchatkan > > pertaining to the Siberian people living in Kamchatka > > > > 170 > There those thousand thinkers were thinking > where did those other three thieves go through. > > > > > 171 > Five frantic frogs fled from fifty fierce fishes. > > > > > 172 > One smart fellow, he felt smart. > Two smart fellows, they felt smart. > Three smart fellows, they felt smart. > Four smart fellows, they felt smart. > Five smart fellows, they felt smart. > Six smart fellows, they felt smart. > > > > > 173 > Seven sleazy shysters in sharkskin suits sold sheared sealskins to > seasick sailors. > > > > > 174 > I would if I could! But I can't, so I won't! > > > > > 175 > But a harder thing still to do. > > What a to do to die today > At a quarter or two to two. > A terrible difficult thing to say > But a harder thing still to do. > The dragon will come at the beat of the drum > With a rat-a-tat-tat a-tat-tat a-tat-to > At a quarter or two to two today, > At a quarter or two to two. > > > >From a college drama class > > > > 176 > Love's a feeling you feel when you feel > you're going to feel the feeling you've never felt before. > > > > > 177 > Silly sheep weep and sleep. > > > > > 178 > Truly rural, truly rural, truly rural, ... > > > > > 179 > A turbot's not a burbot, for a turbot's a butt, but a burbot's not. > > > > > 180 > I know a boy named Tate > who dined with his girl at eight eight. > I'm unable to state what Tate ate at eight eight > or what Tate's tête à tête ate at eight eight. > > > > > 181 > I saw a saw in Arkansas, > that would outsaw any saw I ever saw, > and if you got a saw > that will outsaw the saw I saw in Arkansas > let me see your saw. > > > > > 182 > The seething sea ceaseth; thus the seething sea sufficeth us. > > > > > 183 > Real weird rear wheels > > by Michael Dworkin and Bill Harvey > > > > 184 > I slit a sheet, a sheet I slit, upon a slitted sheet I sit. > > > > > 185 > A pessimistic pest exists amidst us. > > > > > 186 > Knife and a fork bottle and a cork > that is the way you spell New York. > > Chicken in the car and the car can go, > that is the way you spell Chicago. > > > > > 187 > Five fuzzy French frogs Frolicked through the fields in France. > > > > > 188 > Two to two to Toulouse? > > > > > 189 > Swatch watch > > > > > 190 > Dr. Johnson and Mr. Johnson, after great consideration, came to the > conclusion that the Indian nation beyond the Indian Ocean is back in > education because the chief occupation is cultivation. > > > > > 191 > Round and round the rugged rock the ragged rascal ran. > > > > > 192 > Buckets of bug blood, buckets of bug blood, buckets of bug blood > > > > > 193 > I'm a sock cutter and I cut socks. > I'm a sock cutter and I cut socks. > I'm a sock cutter and I cut socks. > > > > > 194 > If coloured caterpillars could change their colours constantly could > they keep their coloured coat coloured properly? > > > > > 195 > We won, we won, we won, we won, ... > > > > > 196 > Thirty-three thousand people think that Thursday is their thirtieth > birthday. > > by Julia Dicum > > > > 197 > How much ground could a grounghog grind if a groundhog could grind > ground? > > > > > 198 > How may saws could a see-saw saw if a see-saw could saw saws? > > by Jillian Goetz > > > > 199 > As he gobbled the cakes on his plate, > the greedy ape said as he ate, > the greener green grapes are, > the keener keen apes are > to gobble green grape cakes, > they're great! > > from Dr. Seuss's O Say Can You Say? > > > > 200 > How much myrtle would a wood turtle hurdle if a wood turtle could hurdle > myrtle? > A wood turtle would hurdle as much myrtle as a wood turtle could hurdle > if a wood turtle could hurdle myrtle. > > > > > 201 > Shut up the shutters and sit in the shop. > > > > > 202 > Rattle your bottles in Rollocks' van. > > > > > 203 > A fly and flea flew into a flue, > said the fly to the flea 'what shall we do?' > 'let us fly' said the flea > said the fly 'shall we flee' > so they flew through a flaw in the flue. > > > > > 204 > How much dew does a dewdrop drop > If dewdrops do drop dew? > They do drop, they do > As do dewdrops drop > If dewdrops do drop dew. > > > > > 205 > If Kantie can tie a tie and untie a tie, > why can't I tie a tie and untie a tie like Kantie can. > > > > > 206 > Bake big batches of bitter brown bread. > > > > > 207 > But she as far surpasseth Sycorax, > As great'st does least. > > Caliban describing Miranda's beauty in ""The Tempest"", by William > Shakespeare > > > > 208 > Bake big batches of brown blueberry bread. > > > > > 209 > She sits in her slip and sips Schlitz. > > > > > 210 > Which wristwatch is a Swiss wristwatch? > > > > > 211 > Whoever slit the sheets is a good sheet slitter. > > > > > 212 > Mummies make money. > > > > > 213 > Crush grapes, grapes crush, crush grapes. > > > > > 214 > An elephant was asphyxiated in the asphalt. > > > > > 215 > A black bloke's back brake-block broke. > > > > > 216 > This is a zither. > > > > > 217 > Fresh fried fish, > Fish fresh fried, > Fried fish fresh, > Fish fried fresh. > > > > > 218 > There was a minimum of cinnamon in the aluminum pan. > > > > > 219 > Really leery, rarely Larry. > > > > > 220 > Big black bugs bleed blue black blood but baby black bugs bleed blue > blood. > > > > > 221 > Elizabeth has eleven elves in her elm tree. > > > > > 222 > Her whole right hand really hurts. > > difficult in Brazil > > > > 223 > Come, come, > Stay calm, stay calm, > No need for alarm, > It only hums, > It doesn't harm. > > > > > 224 > Tie a knot, tie a knot. > Tie a tight, tight knot. > Tie a knot in the shape of a nought. > > > > > 225 > Red blood, green blood > > > > > 226 > I'm a sheet slitter. > I slit sheets. > I'm the sleekest sheet slitter > that ever slit sheets. > > > > > 227 > Round the rugged rock, the ragged rascal ran. > > > > > 228 > Busy buzzing bumble bees. > > > > > 229 > A lump of red leather, a red leather lump > > > > > 230 > Nat the bat swat at Matt the gnat. > > > > > 231 > I shot the city sheriff. > I shot the city sheriff. > I shot the city sheriff. > > > > > > 232 > A lady sees a pot-mender at work at his barrow in the street. > ""Are you copper-bottoming them, my man?"" > ""No, I'm aluminiuming 'em, Mum"" > > > > > 233 > I am not a pheasant plucker, > I'm a pheasant plucker's son > but I'll be plucking pheasants > When the pheasant plucker's gone. > > > > > 234 > Suzie, Suzie, working in a shoeshine shop. > All day long she sits and shines, > all day long she shines and sits, > and sits and shines, and shines and sits, > and sits and shines, and shines and sits. > Suzie, Suzie, working in a shoeshine shop. > > Tommy, Tommy, toiling in a tailor's shop. > All day long he fits and tucks, > all day long he tucks and fits, > and fits and tucks, and tucks and fits, > and fits and tucks, and tucks and fits. > Tommy, Tommy, toiling in a tailor's shop. > > sung by Ian Mackintosh > > > > 235 > Preshrunk silk shirts. > > > > > 236 > Craig Quinn's quick trip to Crabtree Creek. > > > > > 237 > Six shining cities, six shining cities, six shining cities. > > > > > 238 > While we were walking, we were watching window washers wash Washington's > windows with warm washing water. > > > > > 239 > A big black bear sat on a big black bug. > > > > > 240 > A bloke's bike back brake block broke. > > > > > 241 > Sweet sagacious Sally Sanders said she sure saw seven segregated > seaplanes sailing swiftly southward Saturday. > > > > > 242 > Betty Botter bought some butter but she said the butter's bitter. If I > put it in my batter it will make my batter bitter. So, she bought some > better butter, better than the bitter butter and she put it in her > batter and her batter was not bitter. So 'twas good that Betty Botter > bought some better butter. > > > > > 243 > How much oil boil can a gum boil boil if a gum boil can boil oil? > > > > > 244 > Good blood, bad blood, good blood, bad blood, good blood, bad blood. > > > > > 245 > No nose knows like a gnome's nose knows. > > by the Hofman family > > > > 246 > Freshly fried fresh flesh > > > > > 247 > There are two minutes difference from four to two to two to two, from > two to two to two, too. > > > > > 248 > There once was a man who had a sister, his name was Mr. Fister. Mr. > Fister's sister sold sea shells by the sea shore. Mr. Fister didn't sell > sea shells, he sold silk sheets. Mr. Fister told his sister that he sold > six silk sheets to six shieks. The sister of Mr. Fister said I sold six > shells to six shieks too! > > > > > 249 > Sally sells sea shells by the sea shore. But if Sally sells sea shells > by the sea shore then where are the sea shells Sally sells? > > > > > 250 > She stood by Burgess's fish sauce shop welcoming him in. > > > > > 251 > Swan swam over the sea. > Swim, swan, swim! > Swan swam back again. > Well swum swan! > > > > > 252 > Sally is a sheet slitter, she slits sheets. > > > > > 253 > She sells sea shells on the sea shore; > The shells that she sells are sea shells I'm sure. > So if she sells sea shells on the sea shore, > I'm sure that the shells are sea shore shells. > > > > > 254 > Tie twine to three tree twigs. > > > > > 255 > You know New York. > You need New York. > You know you need unique New York. > > > > > 256 > What noise annoys an oyster most? > A noisy noise annoys an oyster most. > > > > > 257 > Ripe white wheat reapers reap ripe white wheat right. > > > > > 258 > Blake's black bike's back brake bracket block broke. > > > > > 259 > Each Easter Eddie eats eighty Easter eggs. > > > > > 260 > She slits the sheet she sits on. > > > > > 261 > A rough-coated, dough-faced, thoughtful ploughman strode through the > streets of Scarborough; after falling into a slough, he coughed and > hiccoughed. > > > > > 262 > A twister of twists once twisted a twist. > and the twist that he twisted was a three twisted twist. > now in twisting this twist, if a twist should untwist, > would the twist that untwisted untwist the twists. > > > > > 263 > Red lolly, yellow lolly. > > > > > 264 > I am a mother pheasant plucker, > I pluck mother pheasants. > I am the best mother pheasant plucker, > that ever plucked a mother pheasant! > > > > > 265 > Mrs Hunt had a country cut front > in the front of her country cut pettycoat. > > > > > 266 > Knapsack strap. > > > > > 267 > John, where Molly had had ""had"", had had ""had had"". ""Had had "" had > had the teachers approval > > > > > 268 > Miss Smith's fish-sauce shop seldom sells shellfish. > > > > > 269 > Great gray goats > > > > > 270 > Whether the weather be fine > or whether the weather be not. > Whether the weather be cold > or whether the weather be hot. > We'll weather the weather > whether we like it or not. > > > > > 271 > Sunshine city, sunshine city, sunshine city, ... > > > > > 272 > The batter with the butter is the batter that is better! > > > > > 273 > There's a sandwich on the sand which was sent by a sane witch. > > > > > 274 > How many yaks could a yak pack pack if a yak pack could pack yaks? > > > > > 275 > Twelve twins twirled twelve twigs. > > > > > 276 > If you stick a stock of liquor in your locker > it is slick to stick a lock upon your stock > or some joker who is slicker > is going to trick you of your liquor > if you fail to lock your liquor with a lock. > > > > > 277 > Clowns grow glowing crowns. > > > > > 278 > Can you imagine an imaginary menagerie manager > imagining managing an imaginary menagerie? > > > > > 279 > Sister Suzie sewing shirts for soldiers > Such skill as sewing shirts > Our shy young sister Suzie shows > Some soldiers send epistles > Say they'd rather sleep in thistles > Than the saucy, soft short shirts for soldiers Sister Suzie sews. > > > > > 280 > Red leather, yellow leather, ... > > > > > 281 > Announcement at Victoria Station, London: > Two to two to Tooting too! > > > > > 282 > Richard's wretched ratchet wrench. > > > > > 283 > Rubber baby buggy bumpers. > > > > > 284 > Betty Botter bought some butter but, said she, the butter's bitter. > If I put it in my batter, it will make my batter bitter. > But a bit of better butter will make my bitter batter better. > So she bought some better butter, better than the bitter butter, > put it in her bitter batter, made her bitter batter better. > So 'twas better Betty Botter bought some better butter. > > > > > 285 > A box of biscuits, > a box of mixed biscuits, > and a biscuit mixer. > > > > > 286 > When a doctor doctors a doctor, > does the doctor doing the doctoring > doctor as the doctor being doctored wants to be doctored or > does the doctor doing the doctoring doctor as he wants to doctor? > > > > > 287 > What to do to die today at a minute or two to two. A terribly difficult > thing to say and a harder thing to do. A dragon will come and beat his > drum Ra-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-too at a minute or two to two today. At a > minute or two to two. > > Who is the author? > > > > 288 > If two witches would watch two watches, which witch would watch which > watch? > > > > > 289 > The soldier's shoulder surely hurts! > > > > > 290 > She sees seas slapping shores. > > > > > 291 > A loyal warrior will rarely worry why we rule. > > by Ray Weisling > > > > 292 > Greek grapes. > > > > > 293 > Mr. See owned a saw and Mr Soar owned a seesaw. > Now See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw before Soar saw See. > > > > > 294 > Six sick sea-serpents swam the seven seas. > > > > > 295 > There was a little witch which switched from Chichester to Ipswich. > > > > > 296 > A proper cup of coffee from a proper copper coffee pot. > > > > > 297 > Never trouble about trouble until trouble troubles you! > > > > > 298 > Theophilus Thadeus Thistledown, the succesful thistle-sifter, while > sifting a sieve-full of unsifted thistles, thrust three thousand > thistles through the thick of his thumb. Now, if Theophilus Thadeus > Thistledown, the succesful thistle-sifter, thrust three thousand > thistles through the thick of his thumb, see that thou, while sifting a > sieve-full of unsifted thistles, thrust not three thousand thistles > through the thick of thy thumb. > > > > > 299 > Shoe section, shoe section, shoe section, ... > > > > > 300 > A smart fella, a fella smart. > It takes a smart fella to say a fella smart. > > > > > 301 > She is a thistle-sifter. She has a sieve of unsifted thistles and a > sieve of sifted thistles and the sieve of unsifted thistles she sifts > into the sieve of sifted thistles because she is a thistle-sifter. > > > > > 302 > Admidst the mists and coldest frosts, > With stoutest wrists and loudest boasts, > He thrusts his fists against the posts, > And still insists he sees the ghosts. > > > > > 303 > Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, > Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, > Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy, > was he? > > > > > 304 > Blue glue gun, green glue gun. > > > > > 305 > Betty bought some butter, > but the butter Betty bought was bitter, > so Betty bought some better butter, > and the better butter Betty bought > was better than the bitter butter Betty bought before! > > > > > 306 > Toy boat, toy boat, toy boat, ... > > > > > 307 > Mallory's hourly salary. > > > > > 308 > I slit a sheet, a sheet I slit, and on that slitted sheet I sit. > > > > > 309 > Don't spring on the inner-spring this spring or there will be an > offspring next spring. > > > > > 310 > A flea and a fly in a flue, > were imprisoned. So what could they do? > Said the fly, ""Let us flee"". > Said the flea, ""Let us fly"". > So they flew through a flaw in the flue. > > > > > 311 > King Thistle stuck a thousand thistles in the thistle of his thumb. > A thousand thistles King Thistle stuck in the thistle of his thumb. > If King Thistle stuck a thousand thistles in the thistle of his thumb, > How many thistles did King Thistle stick in the thistle of his thumb? > > > > > 312 > Five fat friars frying flat fish. > > > > > 313 > The bottle of perfume that Willy sent > was highly displeasing to Millicent. > Her thanks were so cold > that they quarreled, I'm told > o'er that silly scent Willy sent Millicent > > > > > 314 > Esau Wood sawed wood. All the wood Esau Wood saw, Esau Wood would saw. > All the wood Wood saw, Esau sought to saw. One day Esau Wood's wood-saw > would saw no wood. So Esau Wood sought a new wood-saw. The new wood-saw > would saw wood. Oh, the wood Esau Wood would saw. Esau sought a saw that > would saw wood as no other wood-saw would saw. And Esau found a saw that > would saw as no other wood-saw would saw. And Esau Wood sawed wood. > > > > > 315 > Betty bought some bitter butter > and it made her batter bitter, > so Betty bought some better butter > to make her bitter batter better. > > > > > 316 > A skunk sat on a stump and thunk the stump stunk, > but the stump thunk the skunk stunk. > > > > > 317 > I'm not the fig plucker, > nor the fig pluckers' son, > but I'll pluck figs > Till the fig plucker comes. > > > > > 318 > Extinct insects' instincts, extant insects' instincts. > > by Pierre Abbat > > > > 319 > The sixth sheik's sixth sheep 's sick. > > > > > 320 > Sweater weather, leather weather. > > > > > 321 > One black beetle bled only black blood, the other black beetle bled > blue. > > > > > 322 > The big black bug's blood ran blue. > > > > > 323 > I am not the pheasant plucker, > I'm the pheasant plucker's mate. > I am only plucking pheasants > 'cause the pheasant plucker's running late. > > > > > 324 > Ed Nott was shot and Sam Shott was not. So it is better to be Shott than > Nott. Some say Nott was not shot. But Shott says he shot Nott. Either > the shot Shott shot at Nott was not shot, or Nott was shot. If the shot > Shott shot shot Nott, Nott was shot. But if the shot Shott shot shot > Shott, the shot was Shott, not Nott. However, the shot Shott shot shot > not Shott - but Nott. So, Ed Nott was shot and that's hot! Is it not? > > > > > 325 > We will learn why her lowly lone, worn yarn loom will rarely earn > immoral money. > > by Ray Weisling > > > > 326 > Unique New York, unique New York, unique New York, ... > > > > > 327 > If Dr. Seuss Were a Technical Writer..... > > Here's an easy game to play. > Here's an easy thing to say: > > If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port, > And the bus is interrupted as a very last resort, > And the address of the memory makes your floppy disk abort, > Then the socket packet pocket has an error to report! > > If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash, > And the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash, > And your data is corrupted 'cause the index doesn't hash, > then your situation's hopeless, and your system's gonna crash! > > You can't say this? What a shame, sir! > We'll find you another game, sir. > > If the label on the cable on the table at your house, > Says the network is connected to the button on your mouse, > But your packets want to tunnel on another protocol, > That's repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall, > And your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss, > So your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse, > Then you may as well reboot and go out with a bang, > 'Cause as sure as I'm a poet, the sucker's gonna hang! > > When the copy of your floppy's getting sloppy on the disk, > And the microcode instructions cause unnecessary risk, > Then you have to flash your memory and you'll want to ram your rom. > Quickly turn off the computer and be sure to tell your mom! > > from the Unix fortune database, attributed to > DementDJ@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx in the rec.humor.funny newsgroup > > > > 328 > Picky people pick Peter Pan Peanut Butter. > Peter Pan Peanut is the peanut picky people pick. > > > > > 329 > Ray Rag ran across a rough road. > Across a rough road Ray Rag ran. > Where is the rough road Ray Rag ran across? > > > > > 330 > Elmer Arnold > > personal name > > > > 331 > A Tudor who tooted the flute > tried to tutor two tooters to toot. > Said the two to the tutor, > ""Is it harder to toot or > to tutor two tooters to toot?"" > > > > > 332 > Mrs Puggy Wuggy has a square cut punt. > Not a punt cut square, > Just a square cut punt. > It's round in the stern and blunt in the front. > Mrs Puggy Wuggy has a square cut punt. > > > > > 333 > Tim, the thin twin tinsmith. > > > > > 334 > Thin sticks, thick bricks > > > > > 335 > Red lorry, yellow lorry. > > > > > 336 > A big black bug bit a big black bear and made the big black bear bleed > blood. > > > > > 337 > How much wood would a woodchuck chuck > if a wooodchuck could chuck wood? > A woodchuck would chuck all the wood > a woodchuck could chuck > if a woodchuck could chuck wood. > > > > > 338 > Larry Hurley, a burly squirrel hurler, hurled a furry squirrel through a > curly grill. > > > > > 339 > Six twin screwed steel steam cruisers. > > > > > 340 > A nurse anesthetist unearthed a nest. > > > > > 341 > How much sh*t can a sh*t slinger sling > If a sh*t slinger could sling sh*t? > He'd sling as much sh*t as a sh*t slinger could > If a sh*t slinger could sling sh*t! > > > > > 342 > I thought a thought. > But the thought I thought wasn't the thought I thought I thought. > If the thought I thought I thought had been the thought I thought, > I wouldn't have thought so much. > > > > > 343 > She sells sea shells on the seashore. > The seashells she sells are seashells she is sure. > > > > > 344 > From the programmer's desk: > She sells cshs by the C shore. > > > > > 345 > A noise annoys an oyster, but a noisy noise annoys an oyster more! > > > > > 346 > Plain bun, plum bun, bun without plum. > > > > > 347 > There was a young man called Fisher > who was fishing for fish in a fissure. > Then a cod with a grin > pulled the fisherman in. > Now they're searching the fissure for Fisher. > > > > > 348 > Slick slim slippers sliding south. > > > > > 349 > The Leith police dismisseth us > They thought we sought to stay; > The Leith police dismisseth us > They thought we'd stay all day. > The Leith police dismisseth us, > We both sighed sighs apiece; > And the sighs that we sighed as we said goodbye > Were the size of the Leith police. > > > > > 350 > Ah shucks, six stick shifts stuck shut! > > > > > 351 > Meter maid Mary married manly Matthew Marcus Mayo, > a moody male mailman moving mostly metered mail. > > > > > 352 > The king would sing, about a ring that would go ding. > > > > > 353 > How much dough would Bob Dole dole > if Bob Dole could dole dough? > Bob Dole would dole as much dough > as Bob Dole could dole, > if Bob Dole could dole dough. > > > > > 354 > People pledging plenty of pennies. > > > > > 355 > Mares eat oats and does eat oats, but little lambs eat ivy. > > >From a pre-war English music-hall song. > > > > 356 > To begin to toboggan first, buy a toboggan. > But do not buy too big a toboggan! > Too big a toboggan is too big a toboggan to buy to begin to toboggan. > > > > > 357 > Courtney Dworkin > > personal name > > > > 358 > Switch watch, wrist watch. > > > > > 359 > Six thick thistle sticks. > > > > > 360 > Black bug's blood > > > > > 361 > Moses supposes his toeses are roses, > but Moses supposes erroneously. > For Moses, he knowses his toeses aren't roses, > as Moses supposes his toeses to be. > > Donald O'Connor and Gene Kelly in ""Singing in the rain"" > > > > 362 > I wish I were what I was when I wished I were what I am. > > > > > 363 > She sells seashells on the seashore. The seashells she sells are > seashore seashells. > > > > > 364 > Irish wristwatch > > > > > 365 > She had shoulder surgery. > > > > > 366 > To put a pipe in byte mode, type PIPE_TYPE_BYTE. > > from the Visual C++ help file. > > > > 367 > Three Tree Turtles > > Three tree turtles took turns talking tongue twisters. > If three tree turtles took turns talking tongue twisters, > where's the twisters the three tree turtles talked? > > > > > 368 > My Friend Gladys > > Oh, the sadness of her sadness when she's sad. > Oh, the gladness of her gladness when she's glad. > But the sadness of her sadness, > and the gladness of her gladness, > Are nothing like her madness when she's mad! > > > > > 369 > I would if I could, and if I couldn't, how could I? > You couldn't, unless you could, could you? > > Common school kids nonsense, circa 1910 > > > > 370 > real rear wheel > > > > > 371 > Give me the gift of a grip-top sock, > A clip drape shipshape tip top sock. > Not your spinslick slapstick slipshod stock, > But a plastic, elastic grip-top sock. > None of your fantastic slack swap slop > From a slap dash flash cash haberdash shop. > Not a knick knack knitlock knockneed knickerbocker sock > With a mock-shot blob-mottled trick-ticker top clock. > Not a supersheet seersucker rucksack sock, > Not a spot-speckled frog-freckled cheap sheik's sock > Off a hodge-podge moss-blotched scotch-botched block. > Nothing slipshod drip drop flip flop or glip glop > Tip me to a tip top grip top sock. > > articulation warmup for actors > > > > 372 > National Sheepshire Sheep Association > > > > > 373 > The crow flew over the river with a lump of raw liver. > > > > > 374 > The little red lorry went down Limuru road. > > Limuru (Lee-moo-roo) road is a the name of a road in Kenya. > > > > 375 > Flies fly but a fly flies. > > > > > 376 > Did Doug dig Dick's garden or did Dick dig Doug's garden? > > by Paul Davies > > > > 377 > If a Hottentot taught a Hottentot tot to talk ere the tot could totter, > ought the Hottentot tot be taught to say ought or naught or what ought > to be taught 'er? > > > > > 378 > How many cans can a canner can if a canner can can cans? A canner can > can as many cans as a canner can if a canner can can cans. > > > > > 379 > Federal Express is now called FedEx. > When I retire I'll be a FedEx ex. > But if I'm an officer when I retire, I'll be an ex Fedex Exec. > Then after a divorce, my ex-wife will be an ex FedEx exec's ex. > If I rejoin FedEx in time, I'd be an ex ex FedEx exec. > When we remarry, my wife will be an ex ex FedEx exec's ex. > > > > > 380 > Which witch snitched the stitched switch for which the Swiss witch > wished? > > by Ann Clark > > > > 381 > Does this shop sport short socks with spots? > > > > > 382 > Customer: Do you have soothers? > Shopkeeper (thinking he had said ""scissors""): No, we don't have > scissors. > Customer: Soothers! > Shopkeeper : No, we don't have scissors or soothers. > ... scissors or soothers, scissors or soothers, scissors or soothers, > ... > > actual conversation in a shop in Canada, recorded by Don Monson > > > > 383 > Tommy, Tommy, toiling in a tailor's shop. > All day long he fits and tucks, > all day long he tucks and fits, > and fits and tucks, and tucks and fits, > and fits and tucks, and tucks and fits. > Tommy, Tommy, toiling in a tailor's shop. > > > > > 384 > No need to light a night light on a light night like tonight. > > > > > 385 > I wish to wish, I dream to dream, I try to try, and I live to live, and > I'd die to die, and I cry to cry but I dont know why. > > >From a Song by Soundgarden named ""Somewhere"" composed and written by > Ben Shepherd > > > > 386 > My mommy makes me muffins on Mondays. > > by Tim McCauley, age 8 > > > > 387 > A real rare whale. > > > > > 388 > Terry Teeter, a teeter-totter teacher, taught her daughter Tara to > teeter-totter, but Tara Teeter didn't teeter-totter as Terry Teeter > taught her to. > > by Pierre Abbat > > > > 389 > Ken Dodd's dad's dog 's dead. > > > > > 390 > I bought a bit of baking powder and baked a batch of biscuits. I brought > a big basket of biscuits back to the bakery and baked a basket of big > biscuits. Then I took the big basket of biscuits and the basket of big > biscuits and mixed the big biscuits with the basket of biscuits that was > next to the big basket and put a bunch of biscuits from the basket into > a biscuit mixer and brought the basket of biscuits and the box of mixed > biscuits and the biscuit mixer to the bakery and opened a tin of > sardines. > > Said to be a diction test for would-be radio announcers: To be read > clearly, without mistakes, in less than 20 seconds (from Coronet > Magazine, August 1948). > > > > 391 > Kanta is a masai girl, she can tie a tie and untie a tie, if kanta can > tie a tie and untie a tie, why can't I tie a tie and untie a tie? > > > > > 392 > I'm a mother pheasant plucker. > I pluck mother pheasants. > I'm the pleasantest mother pheasant plucker, > That ever plucked a mother pheasant. > Actually, ... > I'm Not the pheasant plucker, > I'm the pheasant plucker's son. > But I'll stay and pluck the pheasants > Till the pheasant plucking 's done! > > > > > 393 > If you go for a gopher a gopher will go for a gopher hole. > > > > > 394 > Seven slick and sexy sealskin ski suits slid slowly down the slope. > > > > > 395 > The chief of the Leith police dismisseth us. > > > > > 396 > Fred Threlfall's thirty-five fine threads are finer threads than Fred > Threlfall's thirty-five thick threads. > > by Anthony Nichols > > > > 397 > Bug's black blood > > > > > 398 > Reed Wade Road > > > > > 399 > Jack's nap sack strap snapped. > > > > > 400 > I saw Esau sitting on a seesaw. 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