Re: Tongue Twister

* Prihatmoko <moko@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> [Fri, 19 May 2006 09:10:18 +0700]:
>  Here list some tongue twister and good luck with your students:
>
> cheers,
> mazmocko
> ------------------------------
> >
>
> Hi!
Here is one more tongue twister:

Don`t trouble the trouble untill the trouble troubles you.
>
> 5Tanya
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>
>
> 7
> Send toast to ten tense stout saints' ten tall tents.
>
> by Raymond Weisling
>
>
>
> 8
> Denise sees the fleece,
> Denise sees the fleas.
> At least Denise could sneeze
> and feed and freeze the fleas.
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>
>
>
> 9
> Coy knows pseudonoise codes.
>
> by Pierre Abbat
>
>
>
> 10
> Sheena leads, Sheila needs.
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>
> 11
> The thirty-three thieves thought that they thrilled the throne
> throughout Thursday.
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>
>
>
> 12
> Something in a thirty-acre thermal thicket of thorns and thistles
> thumped and thundered threatening the three-D thoughts of Matthew the
> thug - although, theatrically, it was only the thirteen-thousand
> thistles and thorns through the underneath of his thigh that the 
thirty
> year old thug thought of that morning.
>
> by Meaghan Desbiens
>
>
>
> 13
> Can you can a can as a canner can can a can?
>
>
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> 14
> Seth at Sainsbury's sells thick socks.
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> 15
> You cuss, I cuss, we all cuss, for asparagus!
>
> >From a Far Side cartoon by Gary Larson
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> 16
> Roberta ran rings around the Roman ruins.
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>
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> 17
> Clean clams crammed in clean cans.
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> 18
> Six sick hicks nick six slick bricks with picks and sticks.
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> 19
> I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the
> witch wishes, I won't wish the wish you wish to wish.
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>
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> 20
> Stupid superstition!
>
>
>
>
> 21
> There was a fisherman named Fisher
> who fished for some fish in a fissure.
> Till a fish with a grin,
> pulled the fisherman in.
> Now they're fishing the fissure for Fisher.
>
>
>
>
> 22
> World Wide Web
>
>
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> 23
> To sit in solemn silence in a dull dark dock
> In a pestilential prison with a life long lock
> Awaiting the sensation of a short sharp shock
> From a cheap and chippy chopper on a big black block.
>
>
> by W.S. Gilbert of Gilbert and Sullivan from The Mikado
>
>
>
> 24
> Picky people pick Peter Pan Peanut-Butter, 'tis the peanut-butter 
picky
> people pick.
>
> from a commercial
>
>
>
> 25
> If Stu chews shoes, should Stu choose the shoes he chews?
>
>
>
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> 26
> Luke's duck likes lakes. Luke Luck licks lakes. Luke's duck licks 
lakes.
> Duck takes licks in lakes Luke Luck likes. Luke Luck takes licks in
> lakes duck likes.
>
> from Dr. Seuss' Fox in Socks
>
>
>
> 27
> Seventy seven benevolent elephants
>
> harder than it seems
>
>
>
> 28
> There those thousand thinkers were thinking how did the other three
> thieves go through.
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>
> 29
> Santa's Short Suit Shrunk
>
> name of a children's book
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> 30
> I was born on a pirate ship
>
> Hold your tounge while saying it.
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>
>
> 31
> I scream, you scream, we all scream for icecream!
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>
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> 32
> Wayne went to Wales to watch walruses.
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> 33
> In Hertford, Hereford and Hampshire hurricanes hardly ever happen.
>
> >From the film ""My Fair Lady""
>
>
>
> 34
> One-one was a race horse.
> Two-two was one too.
> One-one won one race.
> Two-two won one too.
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>
>
>
> 35
> Eleven benevolent elephants
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>
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> 36
> Celibate celebrant, celibate celebrant, celibate celebrant, ...
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>
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>
> 37
> Willy's real rear wheel
>
> David Bowser in Harrisburg, PA
>
>
>
> 38
> If Pickford's packers packed a packet of crisps would the packet of
> crisps that Pickford's packers packed survive for two and a half 
years?
>
> from Naomi Fletcher's real life
>
>
>
> 39
> Six sleek swans swam swiftly southwards
>
>
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> 40
> Gobbling gorgoyles gobbled gobbling goblins.
>
>
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> 41
> Did Dick Pickens prick his pinkie pickling cheap cling peaches in an
> inch of Pinch or framing his famed French finch photos?
>
>
>
>
> 42
> Pirates Private Property
>
>
>
>
> 43
> What a terrible tongue twister,
> what a terrible tongue twister,
> what a terrible tongue twister...
>
>
>
>
> 44
> When you write copy you have the right to copyright the copy you 
write.
> ...
> continued here
>
>
>
>
> 45
> A big black bug bit a big black dog on his big black nose!
>
> by Kitty Morrow
>
>
>
> 46
> Elizabeth's birthday is on the third Thursday of this month.
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> 47
> Ann and Andy's anniversary is in April.
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> 48
> Flash message!
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> 49
> Frogfeet, flippers, swimfins.
>
>
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> 50
> Hassock hassock, black spotted hassock. Black spot on a black back of 
a
> black spotted hassock.
>
>
>
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> 51
> How many cookies could a good cook cook If a good cook could cook
> cookies? A good cook could cook as much cookies as a good cook who 
could
> cook cookies.
>
>
>
>
> 52
> How much ground would a groundhog hog, if a groundhog could hog 
ground?
> A groundhog would hog all the ground he could hog, if a groundhog 
could
> hog ground.
>
>
>
>
> 53
> How much pot, could a pot roast roast, if a pot roast could roast pot.
>
>
>
>
> 54
> How much wood could Chuck Woods' woodchuck chuck, if Chuck Woods'
> woodchuck could and would chuck wood? If Chuck Woods' woodchuck could
> and would chuck wood, how much wood could and would Chuck Woods'
> woodchuck chuck? Chuck Woods' woodchuck would chuck, he would, as much
> as he could, and chuck as much wood as any woodchuck would, if a
> woodchuck could and would chuck wood.
>
>
>
>
> 55
> Mary Mac's mother's making Mary Mac marry me.
> My mother's making me marry Mary Mac.
> Will I always be so Merry when Mary's taking care of me?
> Will I always be so merry when I marry Mary Mac?
>
> from a song by Carbon Leaf
>
>
>
> 56
> Mr. Tongue Twister tried to train his tongue to twist and turn, and 
twit
> an twat, to learn the letter ""T"".
>
>
>
>
> 57
> Pete's pa pete poked to the pea patch to pick a peck of peas for the
> poor pink pig in the pine hole pig-pen.
>
>
>
>
> 58
> She saw Sherif's shoes on the sofa. But was she so sure she saw 
Sherif's
> shoes on the sofa?
>
>
>
>
> 59
> Through three cheese trees three free fleas flew.
> While these fleas flew, freezy breeze blew.
> Freezy breeze made these three trees freeze.
> Freezy trees made these trees' cheese freeze.
> That's what made these three free fleas sneeze.
>
> from Fox in Sox by Dr. Seuss
>
>
>
> 60
> Two tried and true tridents
>
>
>
>
> 61
> rudder valve reversals
>
> the cause of some plane crashes
>
>
>
> 62
> Birdie birdie in the sky laid a turdie in my eye.
> If cows could fly I'd have a cow pie in my eye.
>
>
>
>
> 63
> How many cans can a cannibal nibble
> if a cannibal can nibble cans?
> As many cans as a cannibal can nibble
> if a cannibal can nibble cans.
>
>
>
>
> 64
> A twister of twists once twisted a twist;
> A twist that he twisted was a three-twisted twist;
> If in twisting a twist one twist should untwist,
> The untwisted twist would untwist the twist.
>
>
>
>
> 65
> Thirty-three thirsty, thundering thoroughbreds thumped Mr. Thurber on
> Thursday.
>
>
>
>
> 66
> Four furious friends fought for the phone.
>
>
>
>
> 67
> Plymouth sleuths thwart Luther's slithering.
>
>
>
>
> 68
> Bobby Bippy bought a bat.
> Bobby Bippy bought a ball.
> With his bat Bob banged the ball
> Banged it bump against the wall
> But so boldly Bobby banged it
> That he burst his rubber ball
> ""Boo!"" cried Bobby
> Bad luck ball
> Bad luck Bobby, bad luck ball
> Now to drown his many troubles
> Bobby Bippy's blowing bubbles.
>
> from mid-Willamette Valley theater
>
>
>
> 69
> Black background, brown background.
>
>
>
>
> 70
> Why do you cry, Willy?
> Why do you cry?
> Why, Willy?
> Why, Willy?
> Why, Willy? Why?
>
>
>
>
> 71
> Very well, very well, very well ...
>
>
>
>
> 72
> Tie twine to three tree twigs.
>
>
>
>
> 73
> Rory the warrior and Roger the worrier were reared wrongly in a rural
> brewery.
>
>
>
>
> 74
> Mares eat oats and does eat oats,
> and little lambs eat ivy.
> A Kid will eat ivy too, wouldn't you?
>
>
>
>
> 75
> Three short sword sheaths.
>
>
>
>
> 76
> Caution: Wide Right Turns
>
> Seen on semi-tractor trailers
>
>
>
> 77
> Rolling red wagons
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>
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> 78
> Green glass globes glow greenly.
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>
>
>
> 79
> Robert Wayne Rutter
>
> personal name
>
>
>
> 80
> I stood sadly on the silver steps of Burgess's fish sauce shop,
> mimicking him hiccuping, and wildly welcoming him within.
>
>
>
>
> 81
> When I was in Arkansas I saw a saw that could outsaw any other saw I
> ever saw, saw. If you've got a saw that can outsaw the saw I saw saw
> then I'd like to see your saw saw.
>
>
>
>
> 82
> black back bat
>
>
>
>
> 83
> The queen in green screamed.
>
>
>
>
> 84
> How many berries could a bare berry carry,
> if a bare berry could carry berries?
> Well they can't carry berries
> (which could make you very wary)
> but a bare berry carried is more scary!
>
>
>
>
> 85
> What did you have for breakfast?
> - rubber balls and liquor!
> What did you have for lunch?
> - rubber balls and liquor!
> What did you have for dinner?
> - rubber balls and liquor!
> - rubber balls and liquor!
>
>
>
>
> 86
> Snap Crackel pop,
> Snap Crackel pop,
> Snap Crackel pop
>
>
>
>
> 87
> Six slimy snails sailed silently.
>
>
>
>
> 88
> I thought, I thought of thinking of thanking you.
>
>
>
>
> 89
> Seven slick slimey snakes slowly sliding southward.
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>
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> 90
> Red Buick, blue Buick
>
>
>
>
> 91
> Roofs of mushrooms rarely mush too much.
>
> by Matt Duchnowski
>
>
>
> 92
> He threw three balls.
>
>
>
>
> 93
> The great Greek grape growers grow great Greek grapes.
>
>
>
>
> 94
> Singing Sammy sung songs on sinking sand.
>
>
>
>
> 95
> We're real rear wheels.
>
>
>
>
> 96
> Rhys watched Ross switch his Irish wristwatch for a Swiss wristwatch.
>
>
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>
> 97
> I wish to wash my Irish wristwatch.
>
>
>
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> 98
> Near an ear, a nearer ear, a nearly eerie ear.
>
>
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> 99
> On a lazy laser raiser lies a laser ray eraser.
>
>
>
>
> 100
> Scissors sizzle, thistles sizzle.
>
>
>
>
> 101
> Tom threw Tim three thumbtacks.
>
>
>
>
> 102
> How much caramel can a canny canonball cram in a camel if a canny
> canonball can cram caramel in a camel?
>
>
>
>
> 103
> He threw three free throws.
>
>
>
>
> 104
> Fresh French fried fly fritters
>
>
>
>
> 105
> Gig whip, gig whip, gig whip, ...
>
>
>
>
> 106
> I was born on a pirate ship.
>
> Say it while holding your tongue.
>
>
>
> 107
> 2 Y's U R.
> 2 Y's U B.
> I C U R.
> 2 Y's 4 me!
>
>
>
>
> 108
> Little Mike left his bike like Tike at Spike's.
>
>
>
>
> 109
> Eddie edited it.
>
>
>
>
> 110
> Yellow butter, purple jelly, red jam, black bread.
> Spread it thick, say it quick!
> Yellow butter, purple jelly, red jam, black bread.
> Spread it thicker, say it quicker!
> Yellow butter, purple jelly, red jam, black bread.
> Don't eat with your mouth full!
>
>
>
>
> 111
> Wow, race winners really want red wine right away!
>
>
>
>
> 112
> The ruddy widow really wants ripe watermelon and red roses when winter
> arrives.
>
>
>
>
> 113
> I'll chew and chew until my jaws drop.
>
>
>
>
> 114
> Triple Dickle
>
> a strong drink
>
>
>
> 115
> How many sheets could a sheet slitter slit if a sheet slitter could 
slit
> sheets?
>
>
>
>
> 116
> Supposed to be pistachio,
> supposed to be pistachio,
> supposed to be pistachio.
>
> by Diane Estep
>
>
>
> 117
> Chester Cheetah chews a chunk of cheep cheddar cheese.
>
> from a high school singing class
>
>
>
> 118
> Real rock wall, real rock wall, real rock wall
>
>
>
>
> 119
> Argyle Gargoyle
>
>
>
>
> 120
> Peggy Babcock
>
> personal name
>
>
>
> 121
> If you're keen on stunning kites and cunning stunts,
> buy a cunning stunning stunt kite.
>
>
>
>
> 122
> Two tiny tigers take two taxis to town.
>
>
>
>
> 123
> Sounding by sound is a sound method of sounding sounds.
>
> by Pierre Abbat
>
>
>
> 124
> Willie's really weary.
>
>
>
>
> 125
> Yally Bally had a jolly golliwog. Feeling folly, Yally Bally Bought 
his
> jolly golli' a dollie made of holly! The golli', feeling jolly, named
> the holly dollie, Polly. So Yally Bally's jolly golli's holly dollie
> Polly's also jolly!
>
> by Mistah Twistah, Tony Valuch
>
>
>
> 126
> Out in the pasture the nature watcher watches the catcher. While the
> catcher watches the pitcher who pitches the balls. Whether the
> temperature's up or whether the temperature's down, the nature 
watcher,
> the catcher and the pitcher are always around. The pitcher pitches, 
the
> catcher catches and the watcher watches. So whether the temperature's
> rises or whether the temperature falls the nature watcher just watches
> the catcher who's watching the pitcher who's watching the balls.
>
> by Sharon Johnson
>
>
>
> 127
> Tommy Tucker tried to tie Tammy's Turtles tie.
>
>
>
>
> 128
> John, where Peter had had ""had had"", had had ""had"";
> ""had had"" had had his master's approval.
>
>
>
>
> 129
> Excited executioner exercising his excising powers excessively.
>
>
>
>
> 130
> Pail of ale aiding ailing Al's travails.
>
> from India
>
>
>
> 131
> Double bubble gum, bubbles double.
>
>
>
>
> 132
> If you can't can any candy can,
> how many candy cans can a candy canner can
> if he can can candy cans ?
>
>
>
>
> 133
> Octopus ocular optics.
> and
> A cat snaps a rat's paxwax.
>
> by Pierre Abbat
>
>
>
> 134
> This is the sixth zebra snoozing thoroughly.
>
>
>
>
> 135
> Salty broccoli, salty broccoli, salty broccoli ....
>
>
>
>
> 136
> I saw Esau kissing Kate.
> I saw Esau, he saw me, and she saw I saw Esau.
>
>
>
>
> 137
> A slimey snake slithered down the sandy sahara.
>
>
>
>
> 138
> Suzie Seaword's fish-sauce shop sells unsifted thistles for
> thistle-sifters to sift.
>
>
>
>
> 139
> I eat eel while you peel eel
>
>
>
>
> 140
> Nothing is worth thousands of deaths.
>
>
>
>
> 141
> Casual clothes are provisional for leisurely trips across Asia.
>
>
>
>
> 142
> East Fife Four, Forfar Five
>
> An actual football result from the Scottish third division
>
>
>
> 143
> Roy Wayne
> Roy Rogers
> Roy Rash
>
>
> personal names
>
>
>
> 144
> Wunwun was a racehorse, Tutu was one too. Wunwun won one race, Tutu 
won
> one too.
>
>
>
>
> 145
> It's not the cough that carries you off,
> it's the coffin they carry you off in!
>
>
>
>
> 146
> She said she should sit.
>
>
>
>
> 147
> Mo mi mo me send me a toe,
> Me me mo mi get me a mole,
> Mo mi mo me send me a toe,
> Fe me mo mi get me a mole,
> Mister kister feet so sweet,
> Mister kister where will I eat !?
>
>
>
>
> 148
> Will you, William? Will you, William? Will you, William?
> Can't you, don't you, won't you, William?
>
>
>
>
> 149
> I wish you were a fish in my dish
>
>
>
>
> 150
> She stood on the balcony, inexplicably mimicking him hiccuping, and
> amicably welcoming him in.
>
> An actor's vocal warmup for lips and tongue.
>
>
>
> 151
> The big black bug bit the big black bear,
> but the big black bear bit the big black bug back!
>
>
>
>
> 152
> Dust is a disk's worst enemy.
>
>
>
>
> 153
> I see a sea down by the seashore.
> But which sea do you see down by the seashore?
>
>
>
>
> 154
> She said she should sit!
>
>
>
>
> 155
> Old Mr. Hunt
> had a cuddy punt
> Not a cuddy punt
> but a hunt punt cuddy.
>
>
>
>
> 156
> As one black bug, bled blue, black blood. The other black bug bled 
blue.
>
>
>
>
> 157
> Mommy made me eat my M&Ms.
>
>
>
>
> 158
> I'm not the fig plucker,
> Nor the fig plucker's son,
> but I'll pluck your figs
> till the fig plucker comes.
>
>
>
>
> 159
> A gazillion gigantic grapes gushed
> gradually giving gophers gooey guts.
>
>
>
>
> 160
> Aluminum, linoleum, aluminum, linoleum, aluminum, linoleum
>
>
>
>
> 161
> Thin grippy thick slippery.
>
>
>
>
> 162
> There once was a two toed, she toad, tree toad,
> and a three toed, he toad, tree toad....
>
>
>
>
> 163
> The sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick
>
>
>
>
> 164
> The owner of the inside inn was inside his inside inn with his inside
> outside his inside inn.
>
>
>
>
> 165
> If you notice this notice,
> you will notice that this notice is not worth noticing.
>
>
>
>
> 166
> If you understand, say ""understand"".
> If you don't understand, say ""don't understand"".
> But if you understand and say ""don't understand"".
> how do I understand that you understand. Understand!?
>
>
>
>
> 167
> She sees cheese.
>
>
>
>
> 168
> Brent Spence Bridge
> Clay Wade Bailey Bridge
>
> places in Ohio
>
>
>
> 169
> Chukotko-Kamchatkan
>
> pertaining to the Siberian people living in Kamchatka
>
>
>
> 170
> There those thousand thinkers were thinking
> where did those other three thieves go through.
>
>
>
>
> 171
> Five frantic frogs fled from fifty fierce fishes.
>
>
>
>
> 172
> One smart fellow, he felt smart.
> Two smart fellows, they felt smart.
> Three smart fellows, they felt smart.
> Four smart fellows, they felt smart.
> Five smart fellows, they felt smart.
> Six smart fellows, they felt smart.
>
>
>
>
> 173
> Seven sleazy shysters in sharkskin suits sold sheared sealskins to
> seasick sailors.
>
>
>
>
> 174
> I would if I could! But I can't, so I won't!
>
>
>
>
> 175
> But a harder thing still to do.
>
> What a to do to die today
> At a quarter or two to two.
> A terrible difficult thing to say
> But a harder thing still to do.
> The dragon will come at the beat of the drum
> With a rat-a-tat-tat a-tat-tat a-tat-to
> At a quarter or two to two today,
> At a quarter or two to two.
>
>
> >From a college drama class
>
>
>
> 176
> Love's a feeling you feel when you feel
> you're going to feel the feeling you've never felt before.
>
>
>
>
> 177
> Silly sheep weep and sleep.
>
>
>
>
> 178
> Truly rural, truly rural, truly rural, ...
>
>
>
>
> 179
> A turbot's not a burbot, for a turbot's a butt, but a burbot's not.
>
>
>
>
> 180
> I know a boy named Tate
> who dined with his girl at eight eight.
> I'm unable to state what Tate ate at eight eight
> or what Tate's t&ecirc;te &agrave; t&ecirc;te ate at eight eight.
>
>
>
>
> 181
> I saw a saw in Arkansas,
> that would outsaw any saw I ever saw,
> and if you got a saw
> that will outsaw the saw I saw in Arkansas
> let me see your saw.
>
>
>
>
> 182
> The seething sea ceaseth; thus the seething sea sufficeth us.
>
>
>
>
> 183
> Real weird rear wheels
>
> by Michael Dworkin and Bill Harvey
>
>
>
> 184
> I slit a sheet, a sheet I slit, upon a slitted sheet I sit.
>
>
>
>
> 185
> A pessimistic pest exists amidst us.
>
>
>
>
> 186
> Knife and a fork bottle and a cork
> that is the way you spell New York.
>
> Chicken in the car and the car can go,
> that is the way you spell Chicago.
>
>
>
>
> 187
> Five fuzzy French frogs Frolicked through the fields in France.
>
>
>
>
> 188
> Two to two to Toulouse?
>
>
>
>
> 189
> Swatch watch
>
>
>
>
> 190
> Dr. Johnson and Mr. Johnson, after great consideration, came to the
> conclusion that the Indian nation beyond the Indian Ocean is back in
> education because the chief occupation is cultivation.
>
>
>
>
> 191
> Round and round the rugged rock the ragged rascal ran.
>
>
>
>
> 192
> Buckets of bug blood, buckets of bug blood, buckets of bug blood
>
>
>
>
> 193
> I'm a sock cutter and I cut socks.
> I'm a sock cutter and I cut socks.
> I'm a sock cutter and I cut socks.
>
>
>
>
> 194
> If coloured caterpillars could change their colours constantly could
> they keep their coloured coat coloured properly?
>
>
>
>
> 195
> We won, we won, we won, we won, ...
>
>
>
>
> 196
> Thirty-three thousand people think that Thursday is their thirtieth
> birthday.
>
> by Julia Dicum
>
>
>
> 197
> How much ground could a grounghog grind if a groundhog could grind
> ground?
>
>
>
>
> 198
> How may saws could a see-saw saw if a see-saw could saw saws?
>
> by Jillian Goetz
>
>
>
> 199
> As he gobbled the cakes on his plate,
> the greedy ape said as he ate,
> the greener green grapes are,
> the keener keen apes are
> to gobble green grape cakes,
> they're great!
>
> from Dr. Seuss's O Say Can You Say?
>
>
>
> 200
> How much myrtle would a wood turtle hurdle if a wood turtle could 
hurdle
> myrtle?
> A wood turtle would hurdle as much myrtle as a wood turtle could 
hurdle
> if a wood turtle could hurdle myrtle.
>
>
>
>
> 201
> Shut up the shutters and sit in the shop.
>
>
>
>
> 202
> Rattle your bottles in Rollocks' van.
>
>
>
>
> 203
> A fly and flea flew into a flue,
> said the fly to the flea 'what shall we do?'
> 'let us fly' said the flea
> said the fly 'shall we flee'
> so they flew through a flaw in the flue.
>
>
>
>
> 204
> How much dew does a dewdrop drop
> If dewdrops do drop dew?
> They do drop, they do
> As do dewdrops drop
> If dewdrops do drop dew.
>
>
>
>
> 205
> If Kantie can tie a tie and untie a tie,
> why can't I tie a tie and untie a tie like Kantie can.
>
>
>
>
> 206
> Bake big batches of bitter brown bread.
>
>
>
>
> 207
> But she as far surpasseth Sycorax,
> As great'st does least.
>
> Caliban describing Miranda's beauty in ""The Tempest"", by William
> Shakespeare
>
>
>
> 208
> Bake big batches of brown blueberry bread.
>
>
>
>
> 209
> She sits in her slip and sips Schlitz.
>
>
>
>
> 210
> Which wristwatch is a Swiss wristwatch?
>
>
>
>
> 211
> Whoever slit the sheets is a good sheet slitter.
>
>
>
>
> 212
> Mummies make money.
>
>
>
>
> 213
> Crush grapes, grapes crush, crush grapes.
>
>
>
>
> 214
> An elephant was asphyxiated in the asphalt.
>
>
>
>
> 215
> A black bloke's back brake-block broke.
>
>
>
>
> 216
> This is a zither.
>
>
>
>
> 217
> Fresh fried fish,
> Fish fresh fried,
> Fried fish fresh,
> Fish fried fresh.
>
>
>
>
> 218
> There was a minimum of cinnamon in the aluminum pan.
>
>
>
>
> 219
> Really leery, rarely Larry.
>
>
>
>
> 220
> Big black bugs bleed blue black blood but baby black bugs bleed blue
> blood.
>
>
>
>
> 221
> Elizabeth has eleven elves in her elm tree.
>
>
>
>
> 222
> Her whole right hand really hurts.
>
> difficult in Brazil
>
>
>
> 223
> Come, come,
> Stay calm, stay calm,
> No need for alarm,
> It only hums,
> It doesn't harm.
>
>
>
>
> 224
> Tie a knot, tie a knot.
> Tie a tight, tight knot.
> Tie a knot in the shape of a nought.
>
>
>
>
> 225
> Red blood, green blood
>
>
>
>
> 226
> I'm a sheet slitter.
> I slit sheets.
> I'm the sleekest sheet slitter
> that ever slit sheets.
>
>
>
>
> 227
> Round the rugged rock, the ragged rascal ran.
>
>
>
>
> 228
> Busy buzzing bumble bees.
>
>
>
>
> 229
> A lump of red leather, a red leather lump
>
>
>
>
> 230
> Nat the bat swat at Matt the gnat.
>
>
>
>
> 231
> I shot the city sheriff.
> I shot the city sheriff.
> I shot the city sheriff.
>
>
>
>
>
> 232
> A lady sees a pot-mender at work at his barrow in the street.
> ""Are you copper-bottoming them, my man?""
> ""No, I'm aluminiuming 'em, Mum""
>
>
>
>
> 233
> I am not a pheasant plucker,
> I'm a pheasant plucker's son
> but I'll be plucking pheasants
> When the pheasant plucker's gone.
>
>
>
>
> 234
> Suzie, Suzie, working in a shoeshine shop.
> All day long she sits and shines,
> all day long she shines and sits,
> and sits and shines, and shines and sits,
> and sits and shines, and shines and sits.
> Suzie, Suzie, working in a shoeshine shop.
>
> Tommy, Tommy, toiling in a tailor's shop.
> All day long he fits and tucks,
> all day long he tucks and fits,
> and fits and tucks, and tucks and fits,
> and fits and tucks, and tucks and fits.
> Tommy, Tommy, toiling in a tailor's shop.
>
> sung by Ian Mackintosh
>
>
>
> 235
> Preshrunk silk shirts.
>
>
>
>
> 236
> Craig Quinn's quick trip to Crabtree Creek.
>
>
>
>
> 237
> Six shining cities, six shining cities, six shining cities.
>
>
>
>
> 238
> While we were walking, we were watching window washers wash 
Washington's
> windows with warm washing water.
>
>
>
>
> 239
> A big black bear sat on a big black bug.
>
>
>
>
> 240
> A bloke's bike back brake block broke.
>
>
>
>
> 241
> Sweet sagacious Sally Sanders said she sure saw seven segregated
> seaplanes sailing swiftly southward Saturday.
>
>
>
>
> 242
> Betty Botter bought some butter but she said the butter's bitter. If I
> put it in my batter it will make my batter bitter. So, she bought some
> better butter, better than the bitter butter and she put it in her
> batter and her batter was not bitter. So 'twas good that Betty Botter
> bought some better butter.
>
>
>
>
> 243
> How much oil boil can a gum boil boil if a gum boil can boil oil?
>
>
>
>
> 244
> Good blood, bad blood, good blood, bad blood, good blood, bad blood.
>
>
>
>
> 245
> No nose knows like a gnome's nose knows.
>
> by the Hofman family
>
>
>
> 246
> Freshly fried fresh flesh
>
>
>
>
> 247
> There are two minutes difference from four to two to two to two, from
> two to two to two, too.
>
>
>
>
> 248
> There once was a man who had a sister, his name was Mr. Fister. Mr.
> Fister's sister sold sea shells by the sea shore. Mr. Fister didn't 
sell
> sea shells, he sold silk sheets. Mr. Fister told his sister that he 
sold
> six silk sheets to six shieks. The sister of Mr. Fister said I sold 
six
> shells to six shieks too!
>
>
>
>
> 249
> Sally sells sea shells by the sea shore. But if Sally sells sea shells
> by the sea shore then where are the sea shells Sally sells?
>
>
>
>
> 250
> She stood by Burgess's fish sauce shop welcoming him in.
>
>
>
>
> 251
> Swan swam over the sea.
> Swim, swan, swim!
> Swan swam back again.
> Well swum swan!
>
>
>
>
> 252
> Sally is a sheet slitter, she slits sheets.
>
>
>
>
> 253
> She sells sea shells on the sea shore;
> The shells that she sells are sea shells I'm sure.
> So if she sells sea shells on the sea shore,
> I'm sure that the shells are sea shore shells.
>
>
>
>
> 254
> Tie twine to three tree twigs.
>
>
>
>
> 255
> You know New York.
> You need New York.
> You know you need unique New York.
>
>
>
>
> 256
> What noise annoys an oyster most?
> A noisy noise annoys an oyster most.
>
>
>
>
> 257
> Ripe white wheat reapers reap ripe white wheat right.
>
>
>
>
> 258
> Blake's black bike's back brake bracket block broke.
>
>
>
>
> 259
> Each Easter Eddie eats eighty Easter eggs.
>
>
>
>
> 260
> She slits the sheet she sits on.
>
>
>
>
> 261
> A rough-coated, dough-faced, thoughtful ploughman strode through the
> streets of Scarborough; after falling into a slough, he coughed and
> hiccoughed.
>
>
>
>
> 262
> A twister of twists once twisted a twist.
> and the twist that he twisted was a three twisted twist.
> now in twisting this twist, if a twist should untwist,
> would the twist that untwisted untwist the twists.
>
>
>
>
> 263
> Red lolly, yellow lolly.
>
>
>
>
> 264
> I am a mother pheasant plucker,
> I pluck mother pheasants.
> I am the best mother pheasant plucker,
> that ever plucked a mother pheasant!
>
>
>
>
> 265
> Mrs Hunt had a country cut front
> in the front of her country cut pettycoat.
>
>
>
>
> 266
> Knapsack strap.
>
>
>
>
> 267
> John, where Molly had had ""had"", had had ""had had"". ""Had had "" 
had
> had the teachers approval
>
>
>
>
> 268
> Miss Smith's fish-sauce shop seldom sells shellfish.
>
>
>
>
> 269
> Great gray goats
>
>
>
>
> 270
> Whether the weather be fine
> or whether the weather be not.
> Whether the weather be cold
> or whether the weather be hot.
> We'll weather the weather
> whether we like it or not.
>
>
>
>
> 271
> Sunshine city, sunshine city, sunshine city, ...
>
>
>
>
> 272
> The batter with the butter is the batter that is better!
>
>
>
>
> 273
> There's a sandwich on the sand which was sent by a sane witch.
>
>
>
>
> 274
> How many yaks could a yak pack pack if a yak pack could pack yaks?
>
>
>
>
> 275
> Twelve twins twirled twelve twigs.
>
>
>
>
> 276
> If you stick a stock of liquor in your locker
> it is slick to stick a lock upon your stock
> or some joker who is slicker
> is going to trick you of your liquor
> if you fail to lock your liquor with a lock.
>
>
>
>
> 277
> Clowns grow glowing crowns.
>
>
>
>
> 278
> Can you imagine an imaginary menagerie manager
> imagining managing an imaginary menagerie?
>
>
>
>
> 279
> Sister Suzie sewing shirts for soldiers
> Such skill as sewing shirts
> Our shy young sister Suzie shows
> Some soldiers send epistles
> Say they'd rather sleep in thistles
> Than the saucy, soft short shirts for soldiers Sister Suzie sews.
>
>
>
>
> 280
> Red leather, yellow leather, ...
>
>
>
>
> 281
> Announcement at Victoria Station, London:
> Two to two to Tooting too!
>
>
>
>
> 282
> Richard's wretched ratchet wrench.
>
>
>
>
> 283
> Rubber baby buggy bumpers.
>
>
>
>
> 284
> Betty Botter bought some butter but, said she, the butter's bitter.
> If I put it in my batter, it will make my batter bitter.
> But a bit of better butter will make my bitter batter better.
> So she bought some better butter, better than the bitter butter,
> put it in her bitter batter, made her bitter batter better.
> So 'twas better Betty Botter bought some better butter.
>
>
>
>
> 285
> A box of biscuits,
> a box of mixed biscuits,
> and a biscuit mixer.
>
>
>
>
> 286
> When a doctor doctors a doctor,
> does the doctor doing the doctoring
> doctor as the doctor being doctored wants to be doctored or
> does the doctor doing the doctoring doctor as he wants to doctor?
>
>
>
>
> 287
> What to do to die today at a minute or two to two. A terribly 
difficult
> thing to say and a harder thing to do. A dragon will come and beat his
> drum Ra-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-too at a minute or two to two today. At a
> minute or two to two.
>
> Who is the author?
>
>
>
> 288
> If two witches would watch two watches, which witch would watch which
> watch?
>
>
>
>
> 289
> The soldier's shoulder surely hurts!
>
>
>
>
> 290
> She sees seas slapping shores.
>
>
>
>
> 291
> A loyal warrior will rarely worry why we rule.
>
> by Ray Weisling
>
>
>
> 292
> Greek grapes.
>
>
>
>
> 293
> Mr. See owned a saw and Mr Soar owned a seesaw.
> Now See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw before Soar saw See.
>
>
>
>
> 294
> Six sick sea-serpents swam the seven seas.
>
>
>
>
> 295
> There was a little witch which switched from Chichester to Ipswich.
>
>
>
>
> 296
> A proper cup of coffee from a proper copper coffee pot.
>
>
>
>
> 297
> Never trouble about trouble until trouble troubles you!
>
>
>
>
> 298
> Theophilus Thadeus Thistledown, the succesful thistle-sifter, while
> sifting a sieve-full of unsifted thistles, thrust three thousand
> thistles through the thick of his thumb. Now, if Theophilus Thadeus
> Thistledown, the succesful thistle-sifter, thrust three thousand
> thistles through the thick of his thumb, see that thou, while sifting 
a
> sieve-full of unsifted thistles, thrust not three thousand thistles
> through the thick of thy thumb.
>
>
>
>
> 299
> Shoe section, shoe section, shoe section, ...
>
>
>
>
> 300
> A smart fella, a fella smart.
> It takes a smart fella to say a fella smart.
>
>
>
>
> 301
> She is a thistle-sifter. She has a sieve of unsifted thistles and a
> sieve of sifted thistles and the sieve of unsifted thistles she sifts
> into the sieve of sifted thistles because she is a thistle-sifter.
>
>
>
>
> 302
> Admidst the mists and coldest frosts,
> With stoutest wrists and loudest boasts,
> He thrusts his fists against the posts,
> And still insists he sees the ghosts.
>
>
>
>
> 303
> Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear,
> Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair,
> Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy,
> was he?
>
>
>
>
> 304
> Blue glue gun, green glue gun.
>
>
>
>
> 305
> Betty bought some butter,
> but the butter Betty bought was bitter,
> so Betty bought some better butter,
> and the better butter Betty bought
> was better than the bitter butter Betty bought before!
>
>
>
>
> 306
> Toy boat, toy boat, toy boat, ...
>
>
>
>
> 307
> Mallory's hourly salary.
>
>
>
>
> 308
> I slit a sheet, a sheet I slit, and on that slitted sheet I sit.
>
>
>
>
> 309
> Don't spring on the inner-spring this spring or there will be an
> offspring next spring.
>
>
>
>
> 310
> A flea and a fly in a flue,
> were imprisoned. So what could they do?
> Said the fly, ""Let us flee"".
> Said the flea, ""Let us fly"".
> So they flew through a flaw in the flue.
>
>
>
>
> 311
> King Thistle stuck a thousand thistles in the thistle of his thumb.
> A thousand thistles King Thistle stuck in the thistle of his thumb.
> If King Thistle stuck a thousand thistles in the thistle of his thumb,
> How many thistles did King Thistle stick in the thistle of his thumb?
>
>
>
>
> 312
> Five fat friars frying flat fish.
>
>
>
>
> 313
> The bottle of perfume that Willy sent
> was highly displeasing to Millicent.
> Her thanks were so cold
> that they quarreled, I'm told
> o'er that silly scent Willy sent Millicent
>
>
>
>
> 314
> Esau Wood sawed wood. All the wood Esau Wood saw, Esau Wood would saw.
> All the wood Wood saw, Esau sought to saw. One day Esau Wood's 
wood-saw
> would saw no wood. So Esau Wood sought a new wood-saw. The new 
wood-saw
> would saw wood. Oh, the wood Esau Wood would saw. Esau sought a saw 
that
> would saw wood as no other wood-saw would saw. And Esau found a saw 
that
> would saw as no other wood-saw would saw. And Esau Wood sawed wood.
>
>
>
>
> 315
> Betty bought some bitter butter
> and it made her batter bitter,
> so Betty bought some better butter
> to make her bitter batter better.
>
>
>
>
> 316
> A skunk sat on a stump and thunk the stump stunk,
> but the stump thunk the skunk stunk.
>
>
>
>
> 317
> I'm not the fig plucker,
> nor the fig pluckers' son,
> but I'll pluck figs
> Till the fig plucker comes.
>
>
>
>
> 318
> Extinct insects' instincts, extant insects' instincts.
>
> by Pierre Abbat
>
>
>
> 319
> The sixth sheik's sixth sheep 's sick.
>
>
>
>
> 320
> Sweater weather, leather weather.
>
>
>
>
> 321
> One black beetle bled only black blood, the other black beetle bled
> blue.
>
>
>
>
> 322
> The big black bug's blood ran blue.
>
>
>
>
> 323
> I am not the pheasant plucker,
> I'm the pheasant plucker's mate.
> I am only plucking pheasants
> 'cause the pheasant plucker's running late.
>
>
>
>
> 324
> Ed Nott was shot and Sam Shott was not. So it is better to be Shott 
than
> Nott. Some say Nott was not shot. But Shott says he shot Nott. Either
> the shot Shott shot at Nott was not shot, or Nott was shot. If the 
shot
> Shott shot shot Nott, Nott was shot. But if the shot Shott shot shot
> Shott, the shot was Shott, not Nott. However, the shot Shott shot shot
> not Shott - but Nott. So, Ed Nott was shot and that's hot! Is it not?
>
>
>
>
> 325
> We will learn why her lowly lone, worn yarn loom will rarely earn
> immoral money.
>
> by Ray Weisling
>
>
>
> 326
> Unique New York, unique New York, unique New York, ...
>
>
>
>
> 327
> If Dr. Seuss Were a Technical Writer.....
>
> Here's an easy game to play.
> Here's an easy thing to say:
>
> If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port,
> And the bus is interrupted as a very last resort,
> And the address of the memory makes your floppy disk abort,
> Then the socket packet pocket has an error to report!
>
> If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash,
> And the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash,
> And your data is corrupted 'cause the index doesn't hash,
> then your situation's hopeless, and your system's gonna crash!
>
> You can't say this? What a shame, sir!
> We'll find you another game, sir.
>
> If the label on the cable on the table at your house,
> Says the network is connected to the button on your mouse,
> But your packets want to tunnel on another protocol,
> That's repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall,
> And your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss,
> So your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse,
> Then you may as well reboot and go out with a bang,
> 'Cause as sure as I'm a poet, the sucker's gonna hang!
>
> When the copy of your floppy's getting sloppy on the disk,
> And the microcode instructions cause unnecessary risk,
> Then you have to flash your memory and you'll want to ram your rom.
> Quickly turn off the computer and be sure to tell your mom!
>
> from the Unix fortune database, attributed to
> DementDJ@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx in the rec.humor.funny newsgroup
>
>
>
> 328
> Picky people pick Peter Pan Peanut Butter.
> Peter Pan Peanut is the peanut picky people pick.
>
>
>
>
> 329
> Ray Rag ran across a rough road.
> Across a rough road Ray Rag ran.
> Where is the rough road Ray Rag ran across?
>
>
>
>
> 330
> Elmer Arnold
>
> personal name
>
>
>
> 331
> A Tudor who tooted the flute
> tried to tutor two tooters to toot.
> Said the two to the tutor,
> ""Is it harder to toot or
> to tutor two tooters to toot?""
>
>
>
>
> 332
> Mrs Puggy Wuggy has a square cut punt.
> Not a punt cut square,
> Just a square cut punt.
> It's round in the stern and blunt in the front.
> Mrs Puggy Wuggy has a square cut punt.
>
>
>
>
> 333
> Tim, the thin twin tinsmith.
>
>
>
>
> 334
> Thin sticks, thick bricks
>
>
>
>
> 335
> Red lorry, yellow lorry.
>
>
>
>
> 336
> A big black bug bit a big black bear and made the big black bear bleed
> blood.
>
>
>
>
> 337
> How much wood would a woodchuck chuck
> if a wooodchuck could chuck wood?
> A woodchuck would chuck all the wood
> a woodchuck could chuck
> if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
>
>
>
>
> 338
> Larry Hurley, a burly squirrel hurler, hurled a furry squirrel through 
a
> curly grill.
>
>
>
>
> 339
> Six twin screwed steel steam cruisers.
>
>
>
>
> 340
> A nurse anesthetist unearthed a nest.
>
>
>
>
> 341
> How much sh*t can a sh*t slinger sling
> If a sh*t slinger could sling sh*t?
> He'd sling as much sh*t as a sh*t slinger could
> If a sh*t slinger could sling sh*t!
>
>
>
>
> 342
> I thought a thought.
> But the thought I thought wasn't the thought I thought I thought.
> If the thought I thought I thought had been the thought I thought,
> I wouldn't have thought so much.
>
>
>
>
> 343
> She sells sea shells on the seashore.
> The seashells she sells are seashells she is sure.
>
>
>
>
> 344
> From the programmer's desk:
> She sells cshs by the C shore.
>
>
>
>
> 345
> A noise annoys an oyster, but a noisy noise annoys an oyster more!
>
>
>
>
> 346
> Plain bun, plum bun, bun without plum.
>
>
>
>
> 347
> There was a young man called Fisher
> who was fishing for fish in a fissure.
> Then a cod with a grin
> pulled the fisherman in.
> Now they're searching the fissure for Fisher.
>
>
>
>
> 348
> Slick slim slippers sliding south.
>
>
>
>
> 349
> The Leith police dismisseth us
> They thought we sought to stay;
> The Leith police dismisseth us
> They thought we'd stay all day.
> The Leith police dismisseth us,
> We both sighed sighs apiece;
> And the sighs that we sighed as we said goodbye
> Were the size of the Leith police.
>
>
>
>
> 350
> Ah shucks, six stick shifts stuck shut!
>
>
>
>
> 351
> Meter maid Mary married manly Matthew Marcus Mayo,
> a moody male mailman moving mostly metered mail.
>
>
>
>
> 352
> The king would sing, about a ring that would go ding.
>
>
>
>
> 353
> How much dough would Bob Dole dole
> if Bob Dole could dole dough?
> Bob Dole would dole as much dough
> as Bob Dole could dole,
> if Bob Dole could dole dough.
>
>
>
>
> 354
> People pledging plenty of pennies.
>
>
>
>
> 355
> Mares eat oats and does eat oats, but little lambs eat ivy.
>
> >From a pre-war English music-hall song.
>
>
>
> 356
> To begin to toboggan first, buy a toboggan.
> But do not buy too big a toboggan!
> Too big a toboggan is too big a toboggan to buy to begin to toboggan.
>
>
>
>
> 357
> Courtney Dworkin
>
> personal name
>
>
>
> 358
> Switch watch, wrist watch.
>
>
>
>
> 359
> Six thick thistle sticks.
>
>
>
>
> 360
> Black bug's blood
>
>
>
>
> 361
> Moses supposes his toeses are roses,
> but Moses supposes erroneously.
> For Moses, he knowses his toeses aren't roses,
> as Moses supposes his toeses to be.
>
> Donald O'Connor and Gene Kelly in ""Singing in the rain""
>
>
>
> 362
> I wish I were what I was when I wished I were what I am.
>
>
>
>
> 363
> She sells seashells on the seashore. The seashells she sells are
> seashore seashells.
>
>
>
>
> 364
> Irish wristwatch
>
>
>
>
> 365
> She had shoulder surgery.
>
>
>
>
> 366
> To put a pipe in byte mode, type PIPE_TYPE_BYTE.
>
> from the Visual C++ help file.
>
>
>
> 367
> Three Tree Turtles
>
> Three tree turtles took turns talking tongue twisters.
> If three tree turtles took turns talking tongue twisters,
> where's the twisters the three tree turtles talked?
>
>
>
>
> 368
> My Friend Gladys
>
> Oh, the sadness of her sadness when she's sad.
> Oh, the gladness of her gladness when she's glad.
> But the sadness of her sadness,
> and the gladness of her gladness,
> Are nothing like her madness when she's mad!
>
>
>
>
> 369
> I would if I could, and if I couldn't, how could I?
> You couldn't, unless you could, could you?
>
> Common school kids nonsense, circa 1910
>
>
>
> 370
> real rear wheel
>
>
>
>
> 371
> Give me the gift of a grip-top sock,
> A clip drape shipshape tip top sock.
> Not your spinslick slapstick slipshod stock,
> But a plastic, elastic grip-top sock.
> None of your fantastic slack swap slop
> From a slap dash flash cash haberdash shop.
> Not a knick knack knitlock knockneed knickerbocker sock
> With a mock-shot blob-mottled trick-ticker top clock.
> Not a supersheet seersucker rucksack sock,
> Not a spot-speckled frog-freckled cheap sheik's sock
> Off a hodge-podge moss-blotched scotch-botched block.
> Nothing slipshod drip drop flip flop or glip glop
> Tip me to a tip top grip top sock.
>
> articulation warmup for actors
>
>
>
> 372
> National Sheepshire Sheep Association
>
>
>
>
> 373
> The crow flew over the river with a lump of raw liver.
>
>
>
>
> 374
> The little red lorry went down Limuru road.
>
> Limuru (Lee-moo-roo) road is a the name of a road in Kenya.
>
>
>
> 375
> Flies fly but a fly flies.
>
>
>
>
> 376
> Did Doug dig Dick's garden or did Dick dig Doug's garden?
>
> by Paul Davies
>
>
>
> 377
> If a Hottentot taught a Hottentot tot to talk ere the tot could 
totter,
> ought the Hottentot tot be taught to say ought or naught or what ought
> to be taught 'er?
>
>
>
>
> 378
> How many cans can a canner can if a canner can can cans? A canner can
> can as many cans as a canner can if a canner can can cans.
>
>
>
>
> 379
> Federal Express is now called FedEx.
> When I retire I'll be a FedEx ex.
> But if I'm an officer when I retire, I'll be an ex Fedex Exec.
> Then after a divorce, my ex-wife will be an ex FedEx exec's ex.
> If I rejoin FedEx in time, I'd be an ex ex FedEx exec.
> When we remarry, my wife will be an ex ex FedEx exec's ex.
>
>
>
>
> 380
> Which witch snitched the stitched switch for which the Swiss witch
> wished?
>
> by Ann Clark
>
>
>
> 381
> Does this shop sport short socks with spots?
>
>
>
>
> 382
> Customer: Do you have soothers?
> Shopkeeper (thinking he had said ""scissors""): No, we don't have
> scissors.
> Customer: Soothers!
> Shopkeeper : No, we don't have scissors or soothers.
> ... scissors or soothers, scissors or soothers, scissors or soothers,
> ...
>
> actual conversation in a shop in Canada, recorded by Don Monson
>
>
>
> 383
> Tommy, Tommy, toiling in a tailor's shop.
> All day long he fits and tucks,
> all day long he tucks and fits,
> and fits and tucks, and tucks and fits,
> and fits and tucks, and tucks and fits.
> Tommy, Tommy, toiling in a tailor's shop.
>
>
>
>
> 384
> No need to light a night light on a light night like tonight.
>
>
>
>
> 385
> I wish to wish, I dream to dream, I try to try, and I live to live, 
and
> I'd die to die, and I cry to cry but I dont know why.
>
> >From a Song by Soundgarden named ""Somewhere"" composed and written 
by
> Ben Shepherd
>
>
>
> 386
> My mommy makes me muffins on Mondays.
>
> by Tim McCauley, age 8
>
>
>
> 387
> A real rare whale.
>
>
>
>
> 388
> Terry Teeter, a teeter-totter teacher, taught her daughter Tara to
> teeter-totter, but Tara Teeter didn't teeter-totter as Terry Teeter
> taught her to.
>
> by Pierre Abbat
>
>
>
> 389
> Ken Dodd's dad's dog 's dead.
>
>
>
>
> 390
> I bought a bit of baking powder and baked a batch of biscuits. I 
brought
> a big basket of biscuits back to the bakery and baked a basket of big
> biscuits. Then I took the big basket of biscuits and the basket of big
> biscuits and mixed the big biscuits with the basket of biscuits that 
was
> next to the big basket and put a bunch of biscuits from the basket 
into
> a biscuit mixer and brought the basket of biscuits and the box of 
mixed
> biscuits and the biscuit mixer to the bakery and opened a tin of
> sardines.
>
> Said to be a diction test for would-be radio announcers: To be read
> clearly, without mistakes, in less than 20 seconds (from Coronet
> Magazine, August 1948).
>
>
>
> 391
> Kanta is a masai girl, she can tie a tie and untie a tie, if kanta can
> tie a tie and untie a tie, why can't I tie a tie and untie a tie?
>
>
>
>
> 392
> I'm a mother pheasant plucker.
> I pluck mother pheasants.
> I'm the pleasantest mother pheasant plucker,
> That ever plucked a mother pheasant.
> Actually, ...
> I'm Not the pheasant plucker,
> I'm the pheasant plucker's son.
> But I'll stay and pluck the pheasants
> Till the pheasant plucking 's done!
>
>
>
>
> 393
> If you go for a gopher a gopher will go for a gopher hole.
>
>
>
>
> 394
> Seven slick and sexy sealskin ski suits slid slowly down the slope.
>
>
>
>
> 395
> The chief of the Leith police dismisseth us.
>
>
>
>
> 396
> Fred Threlfall's thirty-five fine threads are finer threads than Fred
> Threlfall's thirty-five thick threads.
>
> by Anthony Nichols
>
>
>
> 397
> Bug's black blood
>
>
>
>
> 398
> Reed Wade Road
>
>
>
>
> 399
> Jack's nap sack strap snapped.
>
>
>
>
> 400
> I saw Esau sitting on a seesaw. I saw Esau; he saw me.
>
>
>
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