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Subject: Fw: Fwd: FW: [Christian_Nagoya] Enjoy Adam Air

>"Good morning, Ladies and Gentlemen. This is your captain speaking.
>Welcoming both seated and standing passengers on board of adam Air.
>We apologize for the four-days delay in taking off,
>it was due to bad weather and some overtime I had to put in at the bakery.
>
>This is flight 717 to Yogyakarta .
>Landing there is not guaranteed, but we will end up somewhere in Central
>Java .
>And, if luck is in our favor, we may even be landing on your village!
>
>Adam Air has an excellent safety-record.
>In fact, our safety standards are so high, that even terrorists are afraid
>to fly with us!
>If our engines are too noisy for you,
>on passenger request, we can arrange to turn them off !
>
>For our not-so-religious passengers,
>we are the only airline who can help you find out if there really is a God!
>
>We regret to inform you,
>that today's in-flight movie will not be shown as we forgot to record it
>from the television.
>
>However, for our movie buffs, we will be flying right next to Garuda
>Indonesia Airways,
>where their movie will be visible from the right side of the cabin window.
>
>There is no smoking allowed in this airplane.
>Any smoke you see in the cabin is only the early warning system on the
>engines telling us to slow down!
>
>In order to catch important landmarks, we try to fly as close as possible
>for the best view.
>If however, we go a little too close, do let us know.
>Our enthusiastic co-pilot sometimes flies right through the landmark!
>
>Kindly be seated, keep your seat in an upright position for take-off and
>fasten your seat-belt.
>For those of you who can't find a seat-belt, kindly fasten your own belt to
>the arm of your seat.
>
>And, for those of you who can't find a seat, do not hesitate to get in
>touch
>with a stewardess
>who will explain how to fasten yourself to your suitcase."
>
>Enjoy Adam Air !!
>
>  .
>
>
>
>
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