The Grand Ode

Six months ago on a moonlit night
Jigar had a thought with an intent to chill
Little did he know that it would morph into this
Ended up calling his baby NYCIL

Talks about cigars and think it's cool
Puffs up his chest when you say poker
Wears the same suit at every meet
Was turned down at circus for a gig as a joker

GG is the one who posts here and there
But Lajwanti posts do bring us a smile
We are pretty sure somebody else writes for him
For writing in hindi is not his style

WIWS is the Brit addicted to the board
Posts funny stuff from midnight to noon
But we still haven't died of laughter OD
His posts are only funny once in a blue moon

Girish is the lurker with a split personna
Posts under Dhuru as his evil twin
Posts under Rajjo too once in a while
Confused about the Yang, Confused about the Yin

Lakshmi is the chef and makes yummy food
But Friday evenings usually make her go insane
Starts posting old desi ads and such
Poor Vivek's cry for help is but in vain

Saumil is the clueless bum from PA
With a flair for writing posts insipid
Leaving for India in a day or two
Everyone in chorus said 'That's a good rid'

Vinefly is the cornystone of the board
Uses butter for things I can't mention
Says it won't hurt and pleasure is in pain
But I honestly doubt her noble intention

Sridevi she is but calls herself Storm
Made Amit wear a pink tutu
We didn't realize why he cried
Till we saw that it was see-through

Amit is the one with finance posts
But posting PJs is his high of the day
Usually no one knows what he talks about
But we all agree that he needs a lay

Priya's email sound sweet and nice
But wait till you meet her in person
If you think the book club posts are bad
Your idea of bad will only worsen

Lagan is from Delhi with penchant for Hari
I was a suspect in writing on her behalf
She keeps Saumil entertained and that's no joke
Probably because she has more people on her staff

Neha is the 'Bachelorette' who digs Seinfeld
On lookout for something better and new
I suspected that something was amiss
Till I realized 333 is devil over two

RKC is the geek and by his posts you can tell
Always loves to play with his barbie and ken
Geek that he is but has problems with Sprint
'Queer Eye' guys are his favorite men

Karthik is the one from 'metro' New York
Lights up two candles for cooking delights
He doesn't confess about his eye liner
Oh what can I say? Reality Bites

Shelly is the one who writes in pink
My cornea have been burnt long time ago
She is a ghetto gurlll with normal hair
It's high time for her to get an Afro

Shruti is the teacher who likes U2
Posts English trivia when she is bored
Gives tough homework and makes kids frown
In her own world she thinks she is adored

These stupid odes are my love to you
Love it is and you cannot deny
You bunch of psychos, you bunch of freaks
That is you all but so am I


 Dude
 
PS: I just had 45 min. to kill before a stupid
meeting. This is what happens




        
                
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